The S.H.I.T.T.S Podcast
The S.H.I.T.T.S Podcast
Funny Business and the Fight Against Gender Biases
Laugh along with the return of the ever-hilarious Stephanie Robertson, as she brings her latest comedic tales to our show, including a snowy escapade in Illinois and a memorable gig in West Dundee. The tea is piping hot with B Karrington, our freshly minted co-host, dishing out the lowdown on G Herbo's legal maneuvers and Iman Shumperts divorce drama. We even spare a moment of silence for Ja Morant's season-ending injury—sports fans, you're in for a bittersweet treat.
When the spotlight turns to the women of comedy, we don't just share laughs; we get real. We're flipping the script on gender biases, spilling secrets on crafting humor for diverse audiences, and shining a light on the unwarranted hurdles female comedians leap over. Get set for honest tales from the funny side of the gender divide, and join us as we debate if the comedy scene has truly made strides towards equality or if it's stuck telling the same old jokes.
Wrap up your week with our musings on the unexpected turns a comedic journey can take, from fan encounters to writing woes and the joys of rewinding to TV classics. Get a front-row seat to the quirky advice we comedians receive and the embarrassing moments that keep us grounded. So buckle up for a rollercoaster of insights, anecdotes, and a good dose of reality checks—because, let's face it, every funny bone needs a little shaking up now and then.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We ain't never back at the shit podcast. We're either shooting the shit, starting some shit or picking up what you left off. I'm your host. My song's the rock.
Speaker 2:And I'm your girl be guaranteed your girl with the number one gossip.
Speaker 1:And we got a very special guest to the podcast. Hey, y'all check it out. Reoccurring guest to the podcast hilarious comedian and just move a shake. She do so many things. She's just fucking awesome. Back on the shit podcast the hilarious comedian Stefan Robinson.
Speaker 4:Every time back and I'm fucking up your intro. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:It's cool, it's cool. I'm new with this. You making me comfortable.
Speaker 4:Good, all right, yeah, cause I didn't fuck it up.
Speaker 1:Fuck, Look watch me, you didn't fuck it up, I think somebody else fucked it up. Anyway, all right. So before going any further, I got to give some shout outs to the ownership club. Check me out every Sunday, 9pm to 11pm on. So one of 6.3 FM, with the ownership club Also one of 6.3. And then after that head over to the Hadaway. That's 1245 Burnham Avenue in Cayamera City. And for all my adults out there that's doing adult things, make sure you hit up Ice Lounge Club Infamous Ice Loungenet. That's all I really can say. Just hit up the website, you can see for yourself. Yeah, so on that note, stephanie, you know how this rolls. You are the very special guest this week on the podcast. Like, do a check-in how you week been.
Speaker 4:My week's been pretty good. Yeah, I just did a fun show last night over in West Dundee. That was fun. That was my first time there. It was over at Rock House, that was cool. Otherwise, it's been a pretty chill week this week Because we're all worrying about the snowstorms and now it finally just happened Right.
Speaker 1:And I've been seeing that thing about it. If you from any part of Illinois, you should not be fucking worried about snow.
Speaker 4:Yeah, carry on Right, just relax, drive slow and be cool.
Speaker 1:Make sure your tires ain't bald.
Speaker 4:That's why I asked. I was like we're still on, but like much later, because I assumed we still would be doing this tonight Because everybody was boarding up windows and shit, all types of crazy shit Especially like people from up north, where I grew up.
Speaker 1:They were all like.
Speaker 4:Everyone stay indoors. Everything's canceled. Everyone stay on. I was just like no, I think we're all right down here.
Speaker 1:Good, it's not Armageddon, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I'm glad I could be here.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you, I'm so glad you came through straight up B.
Speaker 2:My week been good. I just been, you know, doing what I do every day Cook clean, go to work.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay. So for people that don't know, I gotta make, I gotta make this official job. So, as of today, b Carrington is the official co-host of the shit's podcast.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Thank you, I'm so excited and I thank you for this opportunity because I met you one day Like what Last.
Speaker 1:I know right, last week, yeah, last week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just met you and you gave me an opportunity and a chance. So, hey, I'm gonna take that chance and I'm gonna learn a lot and I'm gonna learn something new.
Speaker 1:Speaking of learning something from B Carrington, ain't you hitting them with the tea for this week?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got. I got you know in today's tea report. All right, so I got Chicago Drill Rapper G Herbo. He was since the three years probation in order to pay restitution and for the chair of 139,000 as well as 5,500 and fines. Now people thought he was gonna get five years, but his lawyer walked in and said you know, reverse, and got him three years probation. So you know what he got a he paying his lawyer. He got a real good lawyer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, damn good lawyer.
Speaker 2:And then you know, we got another Chicago native. We got you know I'm in Sumter and his soon to be my name I'm on, or I'm always say I'm in because you know I'm from the country. So I say I'm on something, so it's up, come on something, okay, come on something so come on, got that, it's something. It's something All right. So his soon to be ex wife is getting messy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Tiana Taylor, they found, for she found for a boy. She found for the boys back in July and it's getting messy. She has found in the course and she said that he don't take care of them kids. She said that he be on the influence. She said that she put the influence of what marijuana and we all go ahead, yeah, yeah, and she said sometimes he won't even feed the kids when he when they in his care.
Speaker 2:And then she said that she also said allegedly this is our legend, is in the documents, but it's still alleged that he sent the kids, put them in a Uber and had them go to the United Center without him. They, she put him, he put them in a Uber by themselves, by themselves, but he had a private driver take him.
Speaker 1:How old are the kids?
Speaker 2:I think June it probably about seven and the other little girl, she, probably about four. Oh, you can't put them in there young yeah so you know, I wish them the best and I hope they you know in amicably you know, and I'm 14 on the Uber.
Speaker 1:No, no, nobody called DCFS on the grid.
Speaker 2:And in the last, this is for my sports people in his last, and see Ja Maren. He is out for the remainder of the season with a shoulder injury and we all know that he was taken out the game for 25.
Speaker 2:What 25 games back in April for you know, putting up his guns, you know, and he thought they were cool. So they took him out for 25 games and he came back on December 19th. I heard his shoulder and now he out for the rest of the season. He really ain't made an official statement but he did say damn dog, I'm sorry, and that was the end of that that was the end of that. But you know that's your T would be.
Speaker 1:Amen. I will say this much First of all, give it up for my girl B with the T would be. And I will say this much as far as the job and rent situation goes, I think at least D Rose going to get some more playing time now. I would think so. I would think so. That's you know. You got to find a civil line and all this.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know I, I'm from Memphis, you know, born and bred. And I didn't even know I, I grisless, could even be that good until he got on the team. They always lost. I'm rendered until he got on the team.
Speaker 1:I'm running loose and straight.
Speaker 2:So we kind of angry.
Speaker 1:But D Rose going to come back and make it happen? We hope so. All right, stephanie Robinson, hey, check it out. So, like I said before, but when we was off camera you've been moving and shaking, got a lot of shit going on, so let us know what's new. What's the last time you say what I say is probably like a year ago. Yeah, what's new with Stephanie.
Speaker 4:Robinson Um, um, damn. I I don't know, I mean, I'm just I. I definitely have done a lot in the past year that I'm really proud about you know, but I still feel like I'm working on my shit, like I really feel like I'm still as you should in the process of it you know and I'm like right now God damn, I swear to God, these are new. I don't remember bumping.
Speaker 1:Those are not new mics.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm gonna keep my hands right here. It's good for my posture anyway. Um, I, uh, I like I'm restarting some of my like. I had like a pretty solid like 15 minutes set going and now I'm kind of like taking it from like the bottom, just from scratch and restarting a bunch of shit just because I want it to be better and I felt like it was getting old. So but, yeah, um, yeah, and then I'm just trying to play the clubs more often and then do some traveling outside of Illinois.
Speaker 1:So the last was it McKinley's. What was it? It's, it's you're doing every Wednesday.
Speaker 4:Oh, McHenry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mchenry's my hometown.
Speaker 4:So, um, I got that spot kind of kind of around the time we met, because I had just started when we met too which is funny. You said he met you once and then put you up. That's basically what happened to me.
Speaker 1:He saw me at the dog and pony show Y'all make this sound like I'm like I just take my books one day.
Speaker 4:I was like, okay, I yeah, I'll come do if I can, Um, but uh, yeah. And so at that point they were like, um, they used to be a movie theater and then that was like kind of like around the pandemic. So they stopped doing movies and started doing live entertainment and so I was like I will work for free, Like I started working for free for them. I started like driving people to and from the airport.
Speaker 4:Like I was doing all that shit for them, and now they turned it into like a full music venue and. I just run like the comedy stuff there, so I helped them like no, not for free.
Speaker 1:What up y'all? It's your boy, my son's, the rock and the ownership club and the shits podcast. Just letting y'all know about the hottest after party going on every Sunday at the Hatterway, 1245 Burnham Avenue and Calumet City, illinois, every Sunday, 10pm to 2am. It's the shit. We are now back at the shit podcast. We are chilling with the hilarious Stephanie Roberson and the Camaritan she and y'all with that T, which I love us. Some shit that y'all know about. You know, what's crazy is that I was just at a school, a grammar school in Oak Park, and I sang Eman Shumpert to Jersey. He used to go to the. He used to go to a grammar school.
Speaker 2:I thought he was from Chicago, like the Southside.
Speaker 1:No, you know, I was just like okay, let me tell you a secret about Chicago people. As long as we travel in Chicago, sometimes people will say they from Chicago. That may happen. You got a lot of people that live in like South Suburban, north West Suburban. But if you do business in Chicago, then guess what, you're from Chicago.
Speaker 2:Ah, that's how they go, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, like, I mean it happens.
Speaker 4:We have the improv. It's called the improv in Chicago, it's in Schomburg, it's in Schomburg and it's called the Chicago improv.
Speaker 1:See that you know what I'm saying. It's all about bread. Then you know what I'm saying. It's all about bread. You gotta put the stamp on it.
Speaker 4:Convicts make fun of it all the time. They're like this is not Chicago.
Speaker 1:But there's a lot of Chicago people here, so therefore it's Chicago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll be serious about it. People not being from Chicago, like they not from Chicago, they from the first. Ok, it is different, though, like it's a secret society.
Speaker 1:No, no, I got an aim. Look, I got an ID.
Speaker 4:It's because we pay Cook County taxes down here. Ok, so we're not going to have anyone faking it from up north.
Speaker 1:Exactly the shit that we got to go through. We claiming it Got that made me for Chicago. Fuck you talking about, fuck you, man boy.
Speaker 4:No people from where I grew up. I'm in the McHenry County area. Some people say Chicago, I'm like you are not. You are actually scared to go to Chicago. You think Schomburg is Chicago. They think that they literally said like Schomburg's, like the city they consider the city, because there are some skyscrapers there, like there's tall buildings. I'm like that's just IKEA. Relax Like it's not. And they're like they got the four lane highway and they're like it's busy. I'm like no, it's not, that is not Chicago.
Speaker 1:But to them.
Speaker 4:It is. It's close enough, at least.
Speaker 1:Hard, harder could be Chicago.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this fucking thing OK.
Speaker 1:All right. So being a comedian in this day and age, to me it seems like it's kind of difficult because so much shit going on.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Do you think it's difficult to make politics humorous with everything that's going on nowadays?
Speaker 4:That's why I mean I don't do any political material. I don't do any political Not a lot of comics, I know, do a lot of political material because it gets yeah, it just gets like too divisive and like. I mean I guess it is hard, but I think the internet makes it harder. So if you Elaborate, so like if you're doing a show and you know where you're at, like you know, like if you're closer to Chicago, then you're going to do more liberal stuff.
Speaker 4:If you're not in Chicago, you might not do the liberal stuff. So you can play to your audience where you're at, but then once you post it online, it's game over.
Speaker 4:Oh, ok, because it's not going to appeal to just that area that you were playing. Right, you know what I mean so now you're letting everyone in on it, and so now everyone has a say on it. Everyone can, like you know say what they want to say online, because they're not from that, they're from everywhere. Anyone that sees you. So that's what I think makes it hard.
Speaker 3:OK.
Speaker 4:The online presence is like are you going to post your political jokes and then be known as a political comedian? Even if you're not, people will just label you as that just because you're taking a stance. You know.
Speaker 1:Because it just seems like. It just seems like in the court of public opinion you're never going to win. No, you get what I'm saying Like you could do.
Speaker 4:I was actually just watching this video of this girl who just like makes coffee and like shares her day. She's like super positive and people hate on her so much. I'm like you can't do anything online without people hating you Like so if you're going to bring politics in the mix, you have to just be ready to take it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fucking chin. I think that if people really looking for that online presence, you got to have like a thick skin.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Because, it's like hey look, this is what you asked for you know what. I'm saying You're posting your shit on here to get people's opinions.
Speaker 4:Yeah. Hey, everybody's not going to fucking like you no, and people are 10 times meaner on the internet than they are. They are.
Speaker 1:You should know about that, I do.
Speaker 2:But I also feel like the internet has gotten way more sensitive than back in the day. You know, like it's certain stuff, like I watched the Richard Pryor, like stand ups and stuff and you know, red fox you know all of those. So when I watch those it's kind of like the stuff they say on those stand ups. If they say it now, cancel instantly.
Speaker 1:Definitely.
Speaker 3:So, it's like it's so sensitive.
Speaker 2:But I feel like social media is supposed to be a fun place. I don't want to get on here and be hearing about your worst day, like I don't, like, I just want to laugh. When I get on social media, I want to laugh.
Speaker 1:Right, that's true, though I don't want to see the picture of you in the hospital crying.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, you picked up their phone and you literally turned it on and you started crying.
Speaker 3:You picked up a kid's phone and then started crying on your.
Speaker 4:I know you're afraid when you cry, so what are you doing with a phone in your face?
Speaker 1:And you don't want to be insensitive about it. You know what I'm supposed to be like. Yeah, y'all pray for me, but maybe you put you in a hospital. You take that shit.
Speaker 2:I always say before I pray for you what did you do?
Speaker 4:Tell me the full story.
Speaker 2:Tell me the full story, because I don't know what I'm praying. To Pray for you, for what Right?
Speaker 1:Right you in the hospital because the ops got back at you.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 3:I'm saying what did you do?
Speaker 1:I don't want to pray for that, you know what I'm saying, Stephanie, being a woman in this industry, do you think that women are starting to get the recognition they deserve, not just in comedy, but in entertainment period Meaning when I say the recognition monetary, all that Right.
Speaker 4:I think we're making baby steps for sure. I mean Taylor Tomlinson. She's a 30-year-old female comic who just got a late night spot. So that's huge. That's never happened before. So there's that one. Ok, but I don't know, because I mean it's like yes, but more so still, we're still.
Speaker 1:Making those baby steps.
Speaker 4:Yes, yeah, Because like that whole Matt Reif thing did you hear about?
Speaker 1:all that? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:Matt? Do we know Matt Reif? He's a new comic, he's a younger comic. Basically, he was selling out. He was touring everywhere selling out every single show, and then he puts out a special on Netflix and he tells a joke, basically to piss women off and get men on his side because his audience was too heavily female and that was like embarrassing to him.
Speaker 1:How would you argue about that?
Speaker 4:Be exactly.
Speaker 1:That's a little cool. They got rich, go ahead.
Speaker 4:But that's what I'm saying, that's what I was talking about to people. I was like you want women to be your audience, because they will buy all that extra shit. They will. I mean, you see, the Taylor Swift fans, what they do Like, yeah, exactly, I'm like they're showing up for you, they're buying all your merch.
Speaker 4:They're going to buy all the extra shit that men don't really get into. They're going to follow you on Instagram, like they're going to follow you on all the social. So it's like what are you doing, disrespecting women as your main audience, and so that was a stupid move. But that's like that's the whole thing. It's like comedy is so male dominated and so he didn't feel like a legit comedian because the majority of his fan base were women who don't really actually listen to comedy, it's because he's hot, which is funny because that's kind of what women go through anyway, if they're like a homie in the comic.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't even consider it. You know what's crazy.
Speaker 4:Oh, I got a story actually. So I was doing the background work for Chicago Med and Chicago PD the shows and this one guy was like asking me. He was like so what do you do outside of this when you're not doing this? And I was like oh, I do stand up comedy. And he was like wow, really. And I was like yeah. And he was like man, I did not see that coming out of your mouth and I was like yeah, okay, what do you see coming out?
Speaker 4:He was like you are too pretty to do stand up. And I was like I was like mm-hmm, I was like, and I've heard that before. So I was like, yeah, I know, I get it, I get it, I've heard that before. And then he was like man, I really just did not expect that. And then I was like, jokingly, I'm like, and because I'm like a woman, he goes. I'm glad you said it. And I was like whoa, and I was like, okay, and the but my favorite part of all of this was he kept saying like man, comedy's my thing, comedy's my thing. Man, I love comedy, comedy's my thing. You know, I actually was.
Speaker 4:I tried doing an open mic over at the comedy store and LA or whatever, and he was like, and I got like a few minutes and I was so scared I ran off stage and I was like so comedy really isn't your thing. I was like so comedy isn't your thing at all. So for you to be telling me like you don't think like women are funny, and I'm like, but you're not funny. So, like you don't get to say if, and I get it, like you know, women, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1:I just don't understand the point that. Is it just ugly women have to be funny, like pretty women can be funny? I?
Speaker 4:think there's a. I think there's definitely a thing like in comedy. It's like the prettier you are, the harder it is to relate to you or to be self-deprecating.
Speaker 2:So, so it's like I don't, I don't think it's that, but I'm a hell. I got my comment we're gonna come back.
Speaker 1:Take the record real quick. Ayo, shout out to all the ugly female comedians, let's get in all the laughs and shit. Ayo, it's just podcast. That's the shit.
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Speaker 1:We are now back at the shit's podcast. We are shooting the shit probably stars and shit because the question is no, what's about to go at you.
Speaker 2:I'm about to say this. I feel like they don't expect a pretty woman to be funny, because majority of the pretty women have no personality.
Speaker 4:Right right.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is this? The baddies, the baddies. Majority of these baddies don't have a personality. They're like airheads. So when you get around them they're pretty on pictures. They're pretty to look at, but when you get around them they're no fun. They have no conversation, they're not funny, you're boring.
Speaker 1:You're snoozing.
Speaker 4:Baby, I could have stayed at home, yeah, yeah yeah, I didn't even think about that. That's a fair point. I mean yeah, I mean I've ran into them and I've, I mean I've met, like even sometimes I'm like damn, like I would. Because you know, like I mean people tell me like I'm attractive, so like, and I'm like yeah, and like growing up, like you can tell, like you are kind of like qualified and people don't expect things from you.
Speaker 4:You like do certain things or say certain things, or like you know if I get, if I like start like talking. You know, like I've like a filthy mouth, people are like whoa like. Or like people say things around me that think that I'm not going to be cool with them and then I am. So that makes yeah you're 100% right.
Speaker 2:I think yeah, yeah, yeah, and I get that a lot from a lot of people that say, oh, you know, you look at some, you know pretty woman. It's the woman that's on social media. Her name's Keita Keita Rose, to be exact. Beautiful, but she's hilarious, though she's not a comedian or anything, but people don't expect her to be so funny when she starts talking, but she is hilarious. You know what I'm saying? And it's like when you see a beautiful woman, she has a personality. People automatically just you can't be funny Guys. Oh, you can't be like what are you gonna talk about this?
Speaker 4:Extremely intimidated.
Speaker 2:Honestly never thought about that.
Speaker 4:Like there, there have been moments where I'm like, okay, I just I have to shut my person, elodie down because he's uncomfortable. You know, like that's how I felt sometimes, yeah. Or like people always ask that like do you get hit on after shows? Do people come up to you Sometimes, but it's always like the weird, crazy ones. It's never like the hot ones, cause they like don't. They just don't come up to you, the hot guys, don't they don't.
Speaker 4:They either like know better, or like, yeah, they're intimidated, or they like, you know, they just don't know how to so like. But it's like always like the crazy, like ones who got like issues, and I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, Jeffy Domino. Yeah, no, but exactly Damn shit, Exactly Damn. I put the lotion in the basket. Let's put the lotion in the basket. You asking me for my Snapchat.
Speaker 4:I'm like no, you can't have my Snapchat.
Speaker 1:But that's the thing, though, not as people don't. People don't even ask for phone numbers, no more. They get your, they get your social media, oh my God, I got the funniest, I got the.
Speaker 4:I got a DM today, actually on my way over here. It was a dick pic. No, I fucking wish dude, it was so lame, I was like I gained nothing. Well, he just here. Let me read it real quick, cause it was just so funny. He goes.
Speaker 1:Damn, she gonna say his name too.
Speaker 4:I will. I don't care, Cause I'm pretty sure he's got like a girl. He definitely has like a baby mom at the very least, but he goes. I hope you don't take this the wrong way. I'm just super attracted to you. Would you be up to have some Snapchat fun for $20 cash app? I'm like what, what?
Speaker 2:is that I would have been offended. I would have been offended about the $20. $20.
Speaker 4:I was saying I was at he's, this guy's from McHenry. I was like no, you pay Cook County prices.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 4:I'm not about to take $20 from you Everybody knows $40 is going right. Thank you 50. 50 at least For something. I was like $20. I was like you clearly cannot afford doing this.
Speaker 1:He said $20 for some Snapchat fun.
Speaker 2:Damn bro, he own poverty prices. There's some poverty prices.
Speaker 1:Damn. I would at least say yeah, I mean not that I have, but I'm just saying it's like you literally had to go for the $40 deal.
Speaker 4:You should go ahead, but pay up.
Speaker 1:So what was going to be the Snapchat? Fun, though.
Speaker 4:I don't know Snapchat fun. I was like a picture of my tits, like I don't want to see you, I don't like you, I don't think you're hot, I don't want your fun. Like this isn't going to be fun for me.
Speaker 1:Right, not for $20. Not for $20. That didn't even gas money. That's what I'm going to say that ain't not even gas Like what's going to be for $20? You can't even get a. You probably can get six wings at JJ's. You probably get six wings, yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway, that was 20 bucks.
Speaker 1:Damn Joe Hope that ain't his name being a stand up comedian. And may I add, a hilarious stand up comedian, real shit, and you not even ugly. So you like making history and shit, I don't care. Do you have any cheat codes for up and coming comedians?
Speaker 4:Ooh yeah, I mean kind of like I've seen other people use like cheat codes.
Speaker 4:I feel like I haven't really, just because I really am at my own pace, like I really take my time with things and, like you know, you were saying I'm on the laugh factory when I came in here. I am at the laugh factory but there was a moment where I wouldn't even go to the open mic at the laugh factory because I didn't want to be bad at the laugh factory. Ever. I never wanted to have like a, like a noose, like I didn't want to be too new, I wanted to have some jokes before I went up there, cause I really wanted to like be good before I got up, cause some people go up up there and it's awful their first time, which is fair they can.
Speaker 4:That's totally a part of the process. But I was like, no, I want to at least joke, like I want to know that I will get like get laughs.
Speaker 4:So when, I even even at the open mic alone. So I took it, took some time, but cheat codes I mean honestly, like it's, it's all about the hang. You got to hang out, you got to, you got to make friends, you got to. Cheat code also in comedy is you put on shows, so like if, if you can book people, people will book you and that, honestly, has helped me I, and I'm not even afraid to. It's true, there you go, because I booked people at the Vixen. People really want to do that. So with the name of the venue, people really want to do that spot, and then they get all excited about it and then they're like, oh, you can come. Do you know? X, y?
Speaker 4:Z if you want, and I'm like, well, yeah, of course I'm going to take it, you know, if you offer it. But that's a huge cheat code is starting your own show, booking people and then they're more inclined to book you. So that's dope. Yeah, it's networking. It is networking, it is networking.
Speaker 1:And I've also noticed that, like I wasn't seeing a Snapchat, but I don't have a Snapchat, so I don't. I don't have a Snapchat and I don't have $20 to give nobody. I got three motherfucking kids. I noticed on your Instagram that you will shout out of the comedians and shit like that. So I think that that should is really dope.
Speaker 4:I love that. I yeah, I mean I'm I'm some of the comics biggest fans honestly like my friends. I think they're so funny Like I'll shout some. I mean like my friend Peyton Ruddy, matt Mitchell, josh Ocean Thomas, like they're my favorite guys to watch and they're my closest friends and it's just and for really no reason other than like I really enjoy watching them do their thing on stage and there's some of like the best writers and they're good people to be around.
Speaker 3:So yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4:I don't care. I don't care if someone's funnier than me, as long as, like, we're both putting each other up and being good to each other. It doesn't matter to me. Yeah, Did you have a?
Speaker 1:question oh, I'm listening. I thought you were about to say something, yeah, Kind of like going off track for a minute, are you? Are there any TV shows that you binge watching?
Speaker 4:Um, oh, my gosh, this is so lame. Well, actually, whatever, I don't care if it's lame I have. I have returned to watching. Everybody Loves Raymond. Do you know that I love?
Speaker 1:that show. I love it and I must say my brother was actually on that show.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 1:Yes, I don't know which episode. Oh my gosh, tabarnett, comedian Tabarnett, he was on the show.
Speaker 4:I'm writing this down because I actually I'll write it down. I'll ask you later, Tabarnett, I'm going to find that episode.
Speaker 1:He was on the show.
Speaker 4:Oh my God. So like it's not one of my I mean it is one of my like favorite shows growing up because I used to watch with my family and stuff. But I've just started watching it again and I love it so much but that's not I don't know. I I'm not watching any new current shows. I'm like kind of revisiting a lot of stuff that I used to watch.
Speaker 1:You know, what's crazy about that is that I find myself going back and watching more shows than watching the newer shows, and I don't know if it's just me being lazy.
Speaker 4:No, I think they're. They used to be better.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 4:I think they used to be better. I think that there was more thought put into all of them. People cared more, because now they're just pumping out these bullshit Netflix documentary series and it's just like no, like that's not what I want to see. So I've been going back to a lot of old shows. I I started the Sopranos again.
Speaker 1:I got to go through that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I got it. No, I get it. It's a lot. I really have to be like all right, you're going to sit down and you're really going to have to pay attention.
Speaker 5:That's why I?
Speaker 4:put on everybody loves Raymond, because you really don't have to pay. They're just yelling at each other, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was about to say it's kind of. I was about to say sign fail is kind of like that for me. But with sign fail you actually do got to pay attention.
Speaker 4:No, you do, cause there's it's, there's such a strong storyline and there's like so many little details that they add in throughout the yes you do have to, but Seinfeld I've seen so many times so I can, like I can, kind of you know watch it in the background, but Seinfeld's one of them that I return to all the time. You can't help it. It's so good, it's so good.
Speaker 1:B, what you been watching.
Speaker 2:I'm watching BAM. I love vampire diaries. I'm that type of person.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I like the other one, the originals. You know I like stuff like that vampire, like crime shows you know how to kill somebody.
Speaker 3:You know bury me, your backyard.
Speaker 4:You know that's my thing. That's actually what's written down. There is no time.
Speaker 2:You know that's, that's my thing. You know, I wasn't really a growing up I didn't really like comedy shows like comedy, like series and stuff like that. I used to watch Moisha, but that was kind of like the gist of it. I don't know if it's cause my mom worked in the prison system or what, but I was into crime.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, right there, it would take a burger group quick. We were coming right back. Hey, oh, shut up All the motherfuckers out there, be watching crime shows and you're trying to get handsome.
Speaker 4:We're not going to come back alive.
Speaker 1:Just talking about B. Yeah, this is just podcast.
Speaker 4:Everybody is comedian. Stephanie Robertson with the shits. Come check it out. You can follow me on Instagram at Stephanie underscore underscore Robertson. I will see you there. Make sure you to follow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We are not back at the shits podcast. We are either shooting shit, starting some shit or picking up what she left off. And we are in here with the hilarious Stephanie Robertson and the phenomenal B Carrington. We just talking about shows to help you figure out how to kill people Really. That was that's what B was talking about.
Speaker 2:Come to me. Anybody out there watching? Yeah, I need help. I got you.
Speaker 1:So, stephanie, do you? Do you write more or perform more?
Speaker 4:Well, that's why I'm kind of like doing the reverse, because I'm I'm going to start. I haven't picked up a lot of shows this month, because I do want to write more yeah. So yes, right now I am writing more. Compared to last year, I was performing more.
Speaker 5:Okay, for sure.
Speaker 4:Definitely. But yeah, I just wanted, I want, I just want better material.
Speaker 1:I just want to be more consistent so okay, yeah, what do you think? What do you think help Comedians be more consistent and what do you think helps comedians become better writers?
Speaker 4:See, I feel like that's two different things, because becoming more consistent is definitely more stage time.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay.
Speaker 4:Because you have to get up. You have to get up and do your thing in front of people because it is different every time. The audience is different every time, like your jokes will land differently. Even if it lands well, it will land differently every time. So like that, you have to get on stage for, but for better writing, I think you I mean you write more and then you perform it more. So then you know it becomes like a cyclical thing where it's like it all gets better. But I don't know like there's definitely like I would watch people locally and just like see their set develop.
Speaker 4:And then I go oh, that's how you do it, like that's what you do, like with your jokes, like you add it, you know, into a different, like you know, you just write it in a different way this time and you say it differently this time, and then it works and then you become more consistent.
Speaker 4:So, yeah, I'll watch other people perform, I'll see other writers I mean, there's some really good writers in the scene who like, who you can really tell they're really putting in work and you can. It's something new, something different every time at the mic or it's like the same stuff, but it's working this time you know, so yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm a huge fan of the writing process, just like even when we started talking about shows. Like I watch shows and you could tell like somebody really took their time and they really write that shit out compared to like something that's so predictable.
Speaker 2:Like Tyler Perry. Well, wait a minute, oh no. I'm sorry you gon' get off my boy.
Speaker 4:Tyler Perry, I was gonna say it's about to turn into Cat Williams interview. He dropped Tyler.
Speaker 2:Perry's name. I wanted, I did. That was my question to you. What did you feel about the club? Shay Shay interview.
Speaker 4:Crazy, I mean here's. My problem is I am die hard for Cat Williams.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I love Cat Williams.
Speaker 4:So I was like anything he says I guess goes for me, but I don't know. I mean, I have no idea. And some of it I was like is he good? Like is he well in the head? Cause there was some moments where I was like something's off, like something's crazy is happening right now.
Speaker 2:But you, being a comedian, like do you experience or have you experienced not you per se, but heard around that people stealing jokes and like they literally get up there and like, perform them like it was theirs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean, cedric's had some moments like for sure, like I've some of my comedy friends were showing me, like the moments that you can find them on YouTube, it's like clear as day that he stole them. But like, yeah, I mean, in the comedy scene there's, I think honestly there's more parallel thinking, which is just like of course we all had that thought and we're trying that thought out.
Speaker 4:You know, Hopefully your punchline is different or something like that. But yeah, I mean, there have been moments where people have stolen jokes and you see that them get confronted. I mean not on a podcast or anything like that. That was crazy, but it's definitely in person, and then either one of you has to step down and not do the joke anymore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's happened a few times.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Luckily not for me, because that's why I don't really try to write like general. I definitely write about my life because there were I can't remember what comedian said it but like if you write about your life and no, one can take it from you, yeah. Yeah, no one can say otherwise.
Speaker 1:So yeah, it seems like it would be. It seems like it would be very difficult to steal a joke that's tailored to you. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Like, well, this actually happened to me. So for you to say I stole it, it's like well then, we just had a similar experience. I don't know.
Speaker 1:But yeah, it has happened to me. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, that shit is weird. Yeah, yeah, do you think so I got, I got an exercise fight.
Speaker 5:Oh.
Speaker 1:God. Do you think that you can make light out of most situations as a comedian?
Speaker 4:Yes, Okay, personally.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 4:Oh, I mean possibly. I mean, some of my stuff is darker. It doesn't necessarily land every time, but Well, I'll give you some scenarios. Oh my God, all right Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, so, the, so, the. So the object of this is to. The object of this is to have a funny response to the situation. Okay, okay, you ready.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Shit on yourself.
Speaker 4:Shit on myself. Yeah, oh, 100%, yeah, I mean, that's not even that bad, honestly.
Speaker 3:That's like the least of my worries.
Speaker 4:I got excited. I was like oh no, no problem, Been there, done that.
Speaker 5:I yeah.
Speaker 4:All right, I recently talked about pissing myself on a pot. I didn't piss myself on the podcast, but I pissed myself at a party in front of a bunch of people. I fainted and pissed myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I smoked. I like smoked too much. I got too like crossfaded with different types of strains and I passed. I like greened out past out, yeah, I like dropped to my knees, hit my head on the floor and pissed myself. And then someone was like waking me up, like Damn.
Speaker 1:You just pissed on yourself, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know if shitting would be worse, but I think shitting in farts are funny.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I think it's kind of hard to come back from shitting on yourself.
Speaker 4:It is, it's embarrassing for sure.
Speaker 1:Like, I mean like, and then you see those people laid on. It's like you always be at the sit-up.
Speaker 4:You'll always be at the sit-up. You'll always be at the sit-up. You'll always be at the sit-up. You'll always be at the sit-up. You'll always be at the sit-up.
Speaker 1:There is a royal reality of being at the sit-up, of being taken up by the perfect host of this. Nah, I don't understand. It's just I don't know if that's getting enough of you.
Speaker 5:I don't even know why it's becoming more and more visible to me.
Speaker 2:And you are supposed to be there yeah.
Speaker 1:You're supposed to be at the sitting-up at first.
Speaker 4:Wow. You don't get to fool yourself like this that much.
Speaker 3:No, honestly.
Speaker 4:We owe you 9,800 dollars and we're self-sufficient. See you get fucked up at a party. What would you do?
Speaker 1:I was in New York. Oh, yeah, okay, that's what I thought. I was in New York and I was walking through Central Park. Damn, I shouldn't be saying this shit.
Speaker 2:Do it.
Speaker 1:Um and. I was walking through Central Park. You know Central Park, it is a sense and you know Central Park is fucking huge. You know what I'm saying, so I'm just taking in. It's my first time seeing it. I'm like damn, this is nice. Not as felt it. I'm like oh, oh Uh huh. Yeah, it's nice, but I want to find some. I do want to find like an area where you know what I'm saying and yeah, luckily I didn't shit on myself, but I will say this much A near shit experience Right.
Speaker 1:I had to get rid of those underwear, couldn't keep them on, no more. All right, what about getting robbed? Do you, could you come up with a funny response to getting robbed?
Speaker 4:Well, I guess it would depend like what, like just robbed from my body, Like yeah, not robbed from like, not somebody taking your body. No, right, right, but things on my yeah, yeah. Um, a funny response to getting I don't know. I'm honestly thinking of like I actually recently got my car stolen.
Speaker 2:Uh huh, Hello Hellmirsten. Oh my bad.
Speaker 4:So I'm like I was trying to think I was actually trying to think of writing something for that, because even I asked the police, they, they, did not give a fuck.
Speaker 1:They never do.
Speaker 4:There's too many. There's too many cars that are stolen. It happens too often.
Speaker 1:And you be sitting there, you be so fucking like, like you feel like, yeah, you're like my life was like everything was just taken from me.
Speaker 4:And then there I even asked I was like, should I look like check cameras? And they go no, it won't be worth it, it's just not worth it. No one cares, right. And then I asked them, because then they found my car like within 24 hours. I know, thank God.
Speaker 1:But Kia.
Speaker 4:That was a Hyundai.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:But it's all the same. Apparently, those are the top two most stolen cars.
Speaker 1:Thanks to Tiktok.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my friend actually just got her Hyundai stolen in Milwaukee.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh God, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's bad.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they said like 300 cars are stolen a day. Yeah, a single day.
Speaker 1:The Kia boys ain't playing.
Speaker 4:They don't give a fuck yeah straight up.
Speaker 1:And then I heard I just heard somebody got this shit stolen with a club on it.
Speaker 4:Oh damn, because they told me to get one. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Somebody got the Kia stolen with a group. It doesn't fucking matter, yeah so I would.
Speaker 4:If someone robbed me, I'd be like, at least it's not my car, At least I still have my car, which isn't that funny, but it's like that's the brighter side, yeah, hey gotta make light of it.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm going to take a break real quick. Shout out to the motherfuck kid boy no, fuck that we ain't getting. A. Shout out to the goddamn Kia boys you motherfucker stole my Kia and fucked my shit up, and you guys have something stolen too. Yeah, my Kia got stolen yeah.
Speaker 4:It's hurts.
Speaker 1:It hurts. Hey man, it's a shit shot.
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Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah yeah. We're in our back of the shit's podcast and we just talking about one of the fuck Kia boys. But my girl B Carrington, she got something that she wanted to get off her chest.
Speaker 2:I got robbed before like at gunpoint, but the crazy part about it, we weren't scared because when we turned around, we walking up the wall, it was in Memphis. I keep telling y'all I'm from Memphis, I haven't been here a few years. So we walking up the walk, where we coming from the club, and they was like hey, bitch, give me all your shit. And I was like okay, you know. So I turned around I was like all right, like I was first of all, I was messed up. So I was like okay, like I really don't have anything for you, but sure.
Speaker 2:I did what I got. So my home girl that was with me was like hey, it looks like somebody we know. So I'm looking and at this point I'm like girl, it was a girl, it was a stud. I said girl, girl.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna tell your mama.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna tell your mama.
Speaker 1:I know that you. I know that you.
Speaker 2:I know that you, I was like I know that you. I said girl, you lost your damn man. I said you trying to rob us and we know you, I'm gonna tell your damn mama.
Speaker 1:And the fact that she said it's so tough like a bitch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was like hey bitch, and I'm like cause me, I'm just messed up, I'm real mess, I'm faded and I'm like and then that's, my friend was like you don't see that ponytail Cause cause she got some, she has some long hair and she and she's, she's, she's like Asian and black.
Speaker 1:So, we.
Speaker 2:She was like you don't see that long hair.
Speaker 1:She's probably robbing nobody.
Speaker 2:She Asian and black, she's like you don't see that long hair and I and I was like girl. I said that is her. I'm gonna tell your mama, bitch, I'm gonna tell your mama. I was like, I was so, like it was so funny. And then she just turned around and walked off with the gun and everything. But she had ended up robbing somebody else that night and ended up going to jail for like 10 years cause she shot at that car and it like caught on fire whatever, but anyway but yeah, she tried to rob me and we knew her Like we literally knew her.
Speaker 1:Like we had all just came from the same club. Right, you see, she still got the wristband on.
Speaker 2:We just came from the same club, but that's when I knew that drugs were real, like hard drugs were real, cause how you gonna rob somebody, we know you.
Speaker 1:This the part that I don't understand. Why the fuck would you rob people that you got to be so disrespectful with it? You know what I'm saying. Like what the fuck? You got a gun. Just say give me your stuff. You know what I'm saying. Like you ain't got to be like bitch, give me your shit. Like you got a gun, just say give it to me.
Speaker 4:You ugly bitch.
Speaker 1:And you not getting the $20 from Snapchat bitch. Like damn, you seen what I'm saying? Like that's all I'm saying. Like listen, amen, we know it robbing season coming around, but man, y'all can be more polite with it. Y'all got guns, man, and then motherfuckers be hopping out full deep. It's full y'all, motherfuckers. Okay, sir, put the stuff in the car.
Speaker 4:You got it. Yeah, yes, yes, anything you say, please, thank you.
Speaker 1:I'm going to comply.
Speaker 4:But you know.
Speaker 2:in New Orleans my cousin them said they are really respectful, like when they rob you. When they finna rob somebody else.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would appreciate that.
Speaker 2:They told her. They told her and her friends pull up at the gas. They said hey, little ma'am, you don't wanna go up in there. We about to rob them. Y'all might wanna go that way.
Speaker 1:I would appreciate that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and she was like thank you, and they left. But she was like that was cool. She was like, hey, I can't do nothing about y'all robbers, the store, I'm finna, go though.
Speaker 1:I would definitely appreciate that If somebody gave me the hands up like, hey man, hey look, don't go over there, it's about to rob them.
Speaker 4:You want me to look up for the cops for you, then I can do that for you.
Speaker 1:I got a kid. You look me up. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Have you thought about, or are you even doing, any acting lately?
Speaker 4:I do sketches. So, yeah, I do these sketches for Stephen Haas. He's also a very funny comic. He's a very good writer. He makes these really good sketches. He kinda like whips them out monthly so he'll ask me. He kinda rotates through people so he'll ask me every now and then and I love doing them. Some of them have caught on, some of them have like one of them has 11 million views on TikTok which is awesome.
Speaker 4:Another has like 6 million, another one has like a few hundred thousand. So they do really well. He's really good. So I like doing that I don't know how serious and like into acting I want to get. I used to that's how it? Started, I used to really want to be like a comedic actress. And then I just, I don't know, I just kinda faded out of it. It wasn't like as fun for me and then I just started doing comedy. But I do like doing sketches for sure, and like little acting here and there.
Speaker 1:So yeah, you seem like it's a lot of work.
Speaker 4:It is a lot of work and then so I was doing the Chicago Men in PD background work, which is basically you just wait around all day until they need to throw you in the back of a scene.
Speaker 1:You get paid for it. You get paid for it, which is cool. You don't shit for freedom.
Speaker 4:But for real, and all you have to do is like sit there all day, which is it's kind of exhausting, but like you don't have to do anything. So it's like cool. Yeah, it's like a job on it, yeah, that's good, but yeah, so I'm definitely an act. If someone asked me to act in something, I'd say yes, immediately.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's cool as well. Do you think that? Just say, like doing the work on Chicago PD and Chicago Men, do you think that Chicago is becoming that new hub for TVs and movies and shit like that?
Speaker 4:No, I don't think it's like. I don't know if it's like progressing, because, at least for the comedy world, we do not think the industry is here for us. Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:The industry is Y'all got it better than anybody, but there's no like talent, like there's no agents really out here.
Speaker 3:There's no scouts as often as you'd like there to be.
Speaker 4:There's definitely no scouts, until they fly them in. You know like they'll go to Second City.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Talking about that city.
Speaker 4:And so like, yeah, chicago, I feel like Chicago is like a. Really it has some of the best comedy, for sure, for sure. Without a doubt, Like there are some amazing comics that come from Chicago but they usually have to move to be discovered. Like New York is still the spot, la is still the spot and now actually Austin, texas is becoming a spot, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Are you doing South by Southwest this year?
Speaker 4:No, no, no, I didn't I know cause. I'm like, I'm truly like in the middle of rewriting all my stuff. So like I'm, not trying to like put myself up there like that.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you go to New York a lot.
Speaker 4:No, I haven't gone to New York yet, really no.
Speaker 2:Why I love New York. I need the goods. I mean, I'm still like.
Speaker 4:I'm coming up to my third year in comedy, so I will plan on traveling more this year, but that is fucking awesome that you have done so much and just that short amount of time Like real shit.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:It still feels like I haven't done enough, though, cause there are other people like that have done almost three years and they're like flying, you know, like I feel like they're. But you know I can't compare but like so like. Thank you, I appreciate that. But yeah, it is crazy you saw me at like some of my first shows ever you saw me at some of my first shows, which is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1:And I was just talking to Decker about it we're actually Decker and I was texting back and forth and it was like man, we were saying that you got like you doing a lot of shit.
Speaker 4:I appreciate it. Yeah, I mean I've been trying, but yeah, I still, there's still a lot more to do for sure.
Speaker 1:It's dope, yeah, okay, now I gotta hit you with a hard question. Okay, all right. Do you think people with big noses are better or worse at 69?
Speaker 4:Oh man, I mean if they're better or worse at 69,. I mean, yeah, maybe they're better because there's more to touch Like you can't get it out of the way, isn't it the Humpty dance and it's 69, but Humpty knows what? Tickle your rear, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Imagine when you think about the mechanics of it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, back there, for sure.
Speaker 1:And it is.
Speaker 2:So nose, nose and ear. So it's going to be the nose and the booty hole, yeah.
Speaker 4:That's a paracord of no.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think like Cause, if the nose be, it's just a pin on it If wait a minute it's a pin on it, look at that If the booty be. So it's like if the booty is up there and then like your nose be, then it mean that your nose going to be in the booty hole.
Speaker 1:Right, right. So that's now. You're serving two purposes.
Speaker 4:It is. Yeah, it's an extra simulation, so maybe.
Speaker 1:So that means they're actually better, yeah, than having a small nose. See that, listen. I always tell people look, everything happens for a reason. You got a purpose. You know what I'm saying. People need pilots, people need janitors. You know what I'm saying. Accept your role Right Off your path. Do it to the best of your ability.
Speaker 4:Use it to your advantage, exactly.
Speaker 1:You got that big nose. Touch that booty hole. You know what I'm saying, real talk. Hey man, yo, I'm going to take a break real quick. Hey man, shout out to all the people out there. They got big noses and you know, y'all keep on getting called late night at two o'clock on the girls with the big booties.
Speaker 1:It's just podcast. It's the For all erotic needs and adult needs. Hit up coldplashers C-O-L-E. Plashescom. That's W-W-W. C-o-l-e plashescom. It's the shits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're now back at the shits podcast and we are shooting the shit with the phenomenal Stephanie Robinson and the newest addition to the shits podcast, b Carrington. Ain't no what I really gotta say. I appreciate you being as vulnerable as you were talking about that robbery joint. Yeah, because it's not every day that people get robbed from a black and Asian person. That was just at the same one fuck club, which you know what I'm saying Straight up, like you know. Like that's, that's. I appreciate that, and whoever did that shit, you should be ashamed of yourself. You know what I'm saying. Usually, this wouldn't change clothes or something she don't kill.
Speaker 2:She's still on craig. She's still on craig. I just seen how I'm social media Okay.
Speaker 1:Hey, I thought about this too. You know motherfuckers in jail, maybe on social media too.
Speaker 2:How the fuck is that they be lit. They lies better than us. They got. They got cable. They got they got internet. They getting peace and new pasta and everything. What the fuck is he having pills and all they having babies in there with the gods?
Speaker 1:Hey, listen all I'm saying is this we probably really need to rethink the judicial system, because it don't seem like it's punitive at all.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying? That's why they keep going back. Damn, that's a good, unless they got a boyfriend. What Never man.
Speaker 4:What the fuck? You got something to tell us?
Speaker 2:That's just like they had boyfriend friends in there.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I still don't know. All right, all right, y'all. This is the game portion of the show, and this week I'm very special guest is the hilarious Stephanie Robinson, and the game for this week is I'm trying to find my stuff. Game for this week is what you texting for, and it's not hard, real easy to All right. So basically, this game is called what you texting for, right? So I'm gonna give you a scenario, right? So you need to say how you will respond in four words.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, Okay yeah it's not hard.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Like do you want some more? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:That'll make it easy for you.
Speaker 4:Four words, just keeping it.
Speaker 1:I was like this motherfucker put up that small ass thing, jack, so they budget small as fuck over there and no chasing. Oh, my God All right, it's like he bogus his head. For that, it's all good, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:You G, you too oh shit.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, I was like I can't say no, I just get rid of it. Yeah, she gangsta.
Speaker 1:That's gangsta. That's gangsta, all right. So you have to respond in four words Okay, all right, all right, beth, so the first one I make easy on you you need to ride to the airport From your ex.
Speaker 4:From my ex.
Speaker 1:You need to ride to the and it's O'Hare, not me, it way Cool. Yeah, it's O'Hare. You need to ride to O'Hare airport from your ex. So you're texting them.
Speaker 4:Call an Uber bitch.
Speaker 1:Is that for it? Is that was good, that was good. You say fuck the ride, just call me Uber. All right, cool, I bet that was good.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:So you're gonna be your girl's boyfriend out with another girl.
Speaker 4:My girl's boyfriend out with another girl. God want me to, I'm gonna kill. Hold on wait, I'm gonna kill him yeah yeah, yeah, I'm gonna kill.
Speaker 1:It is goddamn you good at this. All right, I'm gonna kill him. All right, you breaking up with somebody there, you want? Take that one, take that you. Can I take that one be?
Speaker 4:that.
Speaker 1:You breaking up with somebody.
Speaker 2:I get, goes quick, got there.
Speaker 1:Kid goes quick, it's over. Okay, god damn good one. All right, last one. You sent a new pick my mistake to your supervisor.
Speaker 4:Wait, i'ma still. Oh, no, hold on, I need that 20.
Speaker 1:That's nice, that's nice. Oh shit, that was nice, right there Okay.
Speaker 4:Hey y'all, that was fun.
Speaker 1:Yo, the name of that game is what you're texting for, and you will only hear that shit on the shit's podcast If you hear the English. Else, slap shit out somebody, because they bite they still in. They still in games. Cedric Cuz. I'm trying to get Cedric on the show. All right y'all, it's the shit.
Speaker 2:My own tune bubble ball. It's the sh, but I can't say that you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're now back at the shit's podcast and my girl, stephanie Robinson, just killed the game. She just killed it and my girl, b Karen, then killed it. That was that answer was important, that's so point. Hey, y'all check it out. I want to say this much I have a blast doing this podcast and thing and it's nice like this that really make me have a blast doing it, because the energy is cool. Um, it's a fun time and I really appreciate you coming through. This is Stephanie's third time coming through. This is b's second time and b is the official co-host of the shit's podcast, which, I must say, is nominated for the podcast of the year at the 312 music awards. So y'all, make sure y'all go vote for that. You know I'm saying I go vote for the shit's podcast. Um, stephanie, let them know what you got coming up and what they can find you at.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just follow me on instagram. You'll find everything there. I post my dates there. Um, you know, check my stories out. That's where I post daily. Um, it's at Stephanie. Underscore underscore underscore Robertson.
Speaker 1:It's a lot of under scores.
Speaker 4:I tell me about it. I'm trying to figure it out. I'm like someone's got to delete their account.
Speaker 1:I'm like there's a lot of under scores.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Also, you have to do that because it was other ones.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because there were other Stephanie underscore Robertson so I'm like, oh right, I'll take the third underscore. But I don't know, maybe, maybe this will be the new year, new, new instagram handle. Yeah maybe we'll find something different.
Speaker 1:So what are you looking forward to for the new year?
Speaker 4:I'm looking forward to my new set for sure. I'm looking forward to traveling. I am looking forward to um Visiting some of my. I want to go to new york and visit some of my friends.
Speaker 1:I am I think you will love new york.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think it's. I mean, I've heard great things. It sounds, you know, my friend's doing really well out there. Um, shout out, olivia Carter. She's a very funny comic too. Um, um, uh, I'm looking forward. I'm looking forward to the to progress.
Speaker 5:Yes, as you should. Yes, as you should.
Speaker 1:Um b. What can people find you?
Speaker 2:you can find me at b Carrington on instagram. And well, bcaron to no instagram, you can find me at b Carrington on tiktok. Please come and follow me, especially on instagram. And you know, just get ready for that gossip and that see, you know, if you got anything, you know y'all can always hear me up. I'm always down to gossip about somebody.
Speaker 1:I like the one about my shopper, because it's my thing. I thought that's gonna be together for a while.
Speaker 2:I did too. But you know, what I don't like is the fact that you've been with this man for 10 years total seven years married, the man been smoking, he been smoking, he didn't have, and all of a sudden that it's happening to get a divorce now. He won't put the shit out Now you want to say he ain't a good father, he ain't a good father, he ain't a good sister. Let that mind go and just y'all, just move on with y'all lives and take them kids and co-parent.
Speaker 1:honey, she's starting she's starting to look more like a boy too.
Speaker 2:I mean, she always been beautiful to me, but she, just, she always been tomboy. I Personally always felt like she wasn't. You know, I always thought I, I never thought she really liked me yeah. I always thought that they were best friends.
Speaker 1:He liked her and they just fell in love.
Speaker 2:You know they fell and you know you fall in love because you be with them all the time. They fell in love. But I just feel like now she feel like you know I'm gonna go live my life. Right, I got a wildfire from the for divorce. But you, you know, you just said he was your best friend.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:He was your. She said he was your best friend. You said y'all was cool, everything was good, not a divorce getting messy and he didn't want the divorce. That's the problem. He wanted to stay and he probably making it hard for her to leave, you know give them voice because he still want to be with us. She like I'm gonna go hug on lori harvey lori harvey and everybody. But that's another story.
Speaker 1:That's next week, right there. Yeah, that's another story. That's damn. I like to see that tape, though.
Speaker 2:I said that too. I was like some people, I some couples. I look at her friends. I'd be like I might want to see that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that'd be the next topic like, yeah, who's sex tape you really want to see? I don't really want to see will and jayden's. No, I really don't.
Speaker 4:I feel like Given all of us the ick, I feel like they Know that we're sick of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't want to see will and jayden's don't need it anymore.
Speaker 4:Like newer hotter couples out there. Yeah they missed their chance to release their sex tape and have us get all excited about it. Watch that.
Speaker 1:That's like watching Oprah and Danny Glover and shit. I watch beloved. I seen that sex. That was fucked up. You know, I'm saying I'm still waiting to see the Oprah's statement and gale sex tape.
Speaker 2:It'll never happen. I don't even think. Statement and touched Oprah.
Speaker 1:That should happen.
Speaker 2:I don't think I guarantee that should have made it anything. I think he just the he's staying in the back of the house. That's what they say. He's staying out of house.
Speaker 1:I I bet you that should happen.
Speaker 2:She, she in the back.
Speaker 1:Hey, okay, hey, y'all. Look. Y'all can find me at the shit's podcast on instagram, tick tock facebook. Y'all's find me at my songs to rock s t a r a w. Uh. Also find the shit's podcast on apple podcast, spotify anywhere you get podcasts. You can find the shit's podcast also on youtube At the shit's podcast. Also, make sure y'all go to the 312 music awards calm and vote for the shit's podcast for a podcast of the year. You can also find me on so 106.3 f m every sunday 9 pm to 11 pm. But the ownership club. And you can also find me in my uh only fans. Uh, long dong.
Speaker 2:It's two chains, it's two chisels.
Speaker 1:I had to comment, but I'm cute, I don't not have only fans, um, but I'm leo with this um, make fans, not followers. Followers to get you clout, fans to get you work. Uh, I say that I'm totally a fan of stephanie's work. I'm a fan of be carolton's work. Um, do something to get you out of the bed in the morning. Some people can take that a certain type of way, but I mean that, like, creatively Take, do something to get you out of the bed in the morning, be passionate, be positive, be purposeful, um, and be patient. I don't know why I just said that, but, uh and um, realize, trust the process and understand that the only thing that happens overnight is dreaming and slobbing. And then, babies, um, y'all can find us next week. Shout out to stephanie robbins for coming through and once again shout out to the one that only be Carrington hey, yo, we are. It's just podcast y'all. It's the Shit.