The S.H.I.T.T.S Podcast
The S.H.I.T.T.S Podcast
Finding Humor and Resilience: Marni P's Journey Through Mental Health, Comedy, and Personal Growth
Ever wondered how to find humor amidst life’s challenges? Comedian Marni P joins us to share her unique journey of part-time empty nesting and the unexpected freedom it brings. We laugh through her experiences with seasonal depression in Chicago winters and the crucial role mental health plays in our well-being, especially within the Black community. Marni’s candid insights into the resilience required to navigate life as a Black individual in America offer both humor and depth.
What does it mean to teach young girls respect in a world dominated by pop culture? Marni sheds light on the responsibilities mothers carry in raising respectful sons while dissecting the impact of societal messages on young women. We transition into the world of comedy, celebrating Marni’s six-year anniversary in stand-up. Her hilarious recount of being coaxed onto the stage at a comedy club in Gary, Indiana by her ex-husband and friends is not to be missed. We also get a sneak peek into her upcoming show featuring Big Keef and Pretty Skinny, highlighting the supportive nature of the comedy community.
Navigating the comedy scene isn't without its quirks, including the bias female comedians face, especially those perceived to have "pretty privilege." Marni discusses her experiences and the desire for recognition beyond physical appearance. We also venture into the realms of love, relationships, and maintaining standards, wrapped in Marni’s signature humor. The episode concludes with a firm stand against unsolicited explicit images and transforming life’s hurdles into hilarious yet insightful lessons. Tune in for a mix of heartfelt reflections, laugh-out-loud moments, and a thoughtful exploration of mental health, comedy, and personal growth.
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no-transcript. So I get the chance this time to chop it up with her. She is a hilarious comedian. She has a clothing line, a clothing apparel. Ain't know what I'm saying. She's just an all around good person. Y'all make sure y'all give it up for the one, the only, barney.
Speaker 2:What's up everybody? Thanks for having me back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey yo. So before we go any further, before we go any further, hey, I gotta make sure I announce this. Hey, yo, if you are somebody out there that feel like you just need somebody to talk to on a 24-hour basis. You know what I'm saying. You're going through some shit. You feel anxiety, you're feeling depression, you're feeling suicidal, whatever the case may be, ayo, I can call this number 708-524-2582. No, that is not my number. You can't just call me. I'm just saying there are people put in this place to call that they can answer that call 24 7. So if you need those therapy sessions, those on the spot you can schedule to come in, whatever, give them a call if you need somebody to talk to. Also, mad shout outs to gnmc brand and clothing Yo, dope apparel. Y'all make sure y'all Google it. That is G-N-M-C Branding Clothing Dope apparel. Dope hats, dope shirts. Also, y'all make sure y'all be on the lookout for, out of your League Apparel my girl, warnie P, out of your League Apparel Cause.
Speaker 2:Adia Adia, not Adia Adia, league Adia. Say it again Adia O-U-T-A, adia League, adia League, apparently Adia yeah.
Speaker 1:Y'all make sure y'all hit that up, all right, all right. So, marnie, yes, yes, since you are the guest this week, we'd like to do a check-in with the guest.
Speaker 2:I'm good, I could complain, but why it ain't going to do no good. I'm good, my kids in college, I'm part-time, empty nesting again.
Speaker 1:Part-time empty nesting. Explain that.
Speaker 2:Because they come back home from college. They're not all the way gone yet.
Speaker 1:You know so right. So wait, wait, wait. So now that you be part-time, empty nesting, it's only so much you could do, as you know what I'm saying, as in A boy mom.
Speaker 2:When they all at home, yeah, but when they not home, you can do what you want to do. It's unlimited. Like Okay, hey, hey, hey, don't come in now. Hey, I ain't saying nothing, I just your imagination. Take you where you will and will.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying Some people shouldn't do that. Their imagination take them a long way.
Speaker 2:Well, hey, if they got time for a trip pack a bag got time for a trip
Speaker 1:pack a bag also we like to do. What we like to do on the show is I know you are a phenomenal comedian, so you an artist. You an entertainer. So I always like to ask this question what are you working on? What I say working on, I don't mean like your art, I mean like yourself. What are you working on? This don't mean like your art, I mean like yourself. What are you working on this week?
Speaker 2:on myself yeah um, I mean technically really just being better than I was yesterday like that makes sense? Um, because one thing about me is so I'll take care of business, right yeah, but I'm a slight procrastinator.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you was honest about that.
Speaker 2:I'm a Virgo. I ain't going to say nothing about all Virgos, so I mean I'm not saying all Virgos, but I'm saying me this one. But once I get to the business, that's it. It's just a done deal. It might take you a while not all the time. For some stuff, maybe or I might start it, and that just depends on what it is. It might take me a minute to get back to it, but and again just for some stuff.
Speaker 1:Sometimes so what's top priority?
Speaker 2:for me personally, for some stuff sometimes. So what's that priority For me Personally? Personally, first and foremost, my mental health.
Speaker 1:There you go.
Speaker 2:Like just you know mentally being, you know in a good place, because if you ain't mentally in a good place, nothing else is gonna make sense nothing else is gonna work. Nothing else is gonna make sense, because if you're depressed or unhappy, everything is gonna. You're gonna feel like everything is wrong. Everything is going wrong, nothing, even if it's going right, it's still going wrong in your eyes. And I don't. I've never been diagnosed with depression, but the doctor told me a while ago I had seasonal depression.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay. So how did you take that?
Speaker 2:I mean, but that just it's, it's just like. So I mean, and I think it's think it's probably a lot of people got it, don't realize, especially like in the wintertime.
Speaker 1:Yeah, especially in Chicago.
Speaker 2:Especially in Chicago. The wintertime is depressing. It's a motherfucker. You got to go outside and shovel 12 feet of snow.
Speaker 1:Somebody came along, took your furniture off the spot.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. They stole your furniture and your spot. They didn't even leave your stuff outside. They took it. I don't love Cedar, you know what I'm saying. I'm too mad. You had your recliner and your ottoman out there and they came. They came and took it. Right, it's in the house drying off in that crib.
Speaker 1:I said what am I spotting?
Speaker 2:They in there with a blow dryer. Blow dryer your couch out. No, but just I mean because that's and I say that because it's hard being black in America today.
Speaker 1:God damn, it's hard being black in Chicago.
Speaker 2:In Chicago, but it's hard being black in America. And then I'm a mom of three black boys.
Speaker 1:Ooh, god, bless you God bless you.
Speaker 2:So that complicates it just a little bit more.
Speaker 1:Okay. So that means you got to work harder, or do you feel like you got to work harder?
Speaker 2:A little bit yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I don't want to work so hard for them to the point where I enable them to feel like they don't have to do for themselves. That's a good way to think, because I still got one day I ain't going to be here. That's how I always tell them One day I ain't going to be here and I need to know that you can get it for yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you know what?
Speaker 2:But my mental health comes first, as it should for everybody. That's one thing that I hate. Let me say this real quick In the black community, we got to stop making depression and being sad and unhappy about stuff a bad thing, because it's not. It's not a bad thing, you human. If you lose somebody your mama, your daddy that hurts and it takes a long time to get over that. That could throw you into a depression. So you're gonna tell somebody they got to get over that. Right, you know what I'm saying. You're going to try to dictate how long somebody gets to grieve. Everybody's grieving process is going to be different, right. But we also got to stop trying to make men, and especially black men, feel like women. Ladies, listen, sisters, please do Stop making these men feel like it's wrong to have emotions. One minute y'all sitting here talking about oh, he too hardcore. But then, when he have an emotion, now he a bitch.
Speaker 1:See that, see that.
Speaker 2:Now he a bitch for it. Like, do you want him? I mean, do you? You should want a man that can not? And I don't want to say straddle the fence, you just want a man that can do both. You want a man to do both. You want a man to do both. You want a man that can not, that's no straight thug, but that's going to stand up for you if he have to. But you also want him to be able to everything. What Jay say? Everything ain't hardcore. He did Everything ain't hardcore. He did Everything ain't hardcore. It ain't everything. Yeah, he a man, but you want him slapping you around too.
Speaker 1:See that day, motherfucker, be in court or in jail. Alright, now you got a court date cause all he could do is sit there and talk to your ass.
Speaker 2:I'm saying so, women, gotta let men like you a bitch. He cried. You don't want him crying over you. I mean, he might really care to hear it.
Speaker 1:Like. But that'd be the thing Like and that's why dudes be feeling like shit? I'm a, I'm a. Treat this motherfucker accordingly, because if I show any type of emotions, then I'm looked at like this. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:And and that that in turn, a person's mental health yes, A man and a woman and because in her mind she feeling like she got to do or be a certain way, because I don't know.
Speaker 1:No, I'm glad, I am so glad. I am so glad that this is you saying it. I'm glad this is you. Ayo, we got to take a break real quick. Ayo, shout out to all the dudes out there. Man that thought about crying.
Speaker 2:Man let it out.
Speaker 1:And just broke all your motherfucking couple of those out, even though they was your couple of those. Your stupid ass. It's the Shits Podcast man. It's the.
Speaker 3:Shits. Hey everybody, it's comedian Stephanie Robertson with the Shits. Come check it out. You can follow me on Instagram at Stephanie underscore underscore Robertson. I will see you there. Make sure to follow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we are now back at the Shits Podcast and we are in here with the phenomenal Marnie P and yo. I am so appreciative that you took it to where you took it Real talk, because you know it's one thing. It's one thing for a man to say what you said, because you know it's one thing for a man to say what you said. It's a whole other thing, for, coming from a woman, you know what I'm saying Because I feel like it needs to be heard more from women. You know what I'm saying for other women to kind of get it Like hey, this ain't just us feeling like this. You know what I'm saying. If that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, it do. And I'm talking to my sisters, and my sisters only Because I'm raising three sons. I don't want some woman's daughter coming around destroying my son because of the way she raised her, because she don't know how to conduct herself, or she because he. I teach him don't hit a woman, but I also teach self-defense too. Right, you're not going to keep muffing my son or punching him. Nah, don't close, fist her, but muff her enough to push her on the ground so you can run up out of there. You know what I'm saying get time to get up out that jam. But you can't keep putting your hands on a man and then at some point expect him to not at least again a muff then you get mad when he twists the shit out your nipples or you twist your arm or something to get out.
Speaker 2:You know, I'm just saying like that's it, and I'm just raising three men and I'm just. You know, I'm responsible for the kind of men I put out in the other world. That's how they. That's going to determine how they treat these ladies daughters.
Speaker 1:So I expect you to raise your child accordingly too so it's funny that you say that because, like I asked another guest this question, so, like men are always in my opinion, I gotta put that out there. In my opinion, men are always taught how we're supposed to treat women. Do you think women are? Do you think young girls are taught how they're supposed to treat men?
Speaker 2:Nowadays, there ain't nobody been taught nothing about a TV. Fuck my baby daddy. Fuck my baby daddy, you did. That's why he your baby daddy though, nah, nah, nah, now you just forget him to like. Why is this the message?
Speaker 2:yeah and this is only in our culture, right, that is, this is the message being conveyed to listen to sexy red right, right. I feel like, if you remove all of that, she's probably a beautiful young lady, but all that it just throws me off. I don't like her. I don't like her persona as the sexy red girl with the rap.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm more of a fan of Big Lotto.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I'm more of a fan of Big Glootto. Yeah, and I'm more of a fan of Big Glo. Get him Glo, there's some shit I'll tell. Yeah, but I'm more Her voice is crazy as fuck.
Speaker 1:I feel like there's no way Glorilla could talk to a motherfucker sexy.
Speaker 2:There's no fucking way, no way, I don't know why you don't think she could. No Boy, it's no fucking way, no way.
Speaker 1:I don't know why you don't think she no, ew hit that shit boy drop these draws. Boy drop them, draws all that shit feel good, daddy yup hit it right there.
Speaker 2:Yup, I like it, just like that you be like nah, be quiet, ooh, ooh hey, so okay, okay.
Speaker 1:So now I mean I feel like like I mean I feel like, like I said, I appreciate everything that you just mentioned, you just brought up. I want to ask you about the comedy side of people that was true and it was funny as well which I think is comedy, like that's. The essence of comedy is that you have you are able to make reality comical. You know what I'm saying. For some people, you know what I'm saying. If you are able to make reality comical, you know what I'm saying. For some people, you know what I'm saying. If you that nigga, that somewhere that was crying your ass off, that probably wasn't comical what we're saying.
Speaker 2:But it's reality. It's reality and shit Call that number he gave y'all at the beginning.
Speaker 1:I'm so fucking serious.
Speaker 2:708-524-2582 call it call it is comedy.
Speaker 1:Is comedy your first and main passion?
Speaker 2:I would have to say yes, even though I fell into it late how did you fall into it? I told y'all this story I was trying to hear, so I had my mama watching this. I had failed the drug test for a job and I was like what can I do that I don't gotta stop smoking for? Like this is stupid, like I shouldn't have to stop smoking. Weed cause I don't go to work high anyway, like you know what.
Speaker 1:I'm saying I don't want y'all blowing my shit.
Speaker 2:I don't want y'all in my face. No, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have it in the car waiting on me when I clock out, though.
Speaker 1:So on that ride home, no breaks, cause you still gotta have it in the car waiting on me when I clock out though. So on that ride home on my break.
Speaker 2:No, breaks, no breaks, cause you still gotta go back in there now. You in my face blowing me, but anyway, it's a waste of my hat, weed cost too much, but anyway I failed the drug test. And then I was like, what can I do? At that point my now ex-husband was DJing at this comedy club in Geary and he had been trying to get me to come and I would never go. People had been telling me all my life I was funny, I should do comedy. Never took it seriously. And then one day I was just like matter of fact, I just celebrated my six year anniversary, september 5th.
Speaker 1:I'm doing comedy, okay congratulations.
Speaker 2:Hold on now. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so? Much 9-11.
Speaker 1:Oh man Birthday on 9-11.
Speaker 2:Yep and birthday 9-5, birthday 9-11. Happy related birthday too, Thank you. So I'm 48. The big 48. Don't tell me, Yo, look at.
Speaker 3:Thanks.
Speaker 2:Tell her to tease these. But, and so I finally decided to go up there on a Wednesday and but, I, didn't plan to go up that night, but my now ex-husband and his friends made me go up and it's good they didn't make you go down you know what? Do I look like that girl?
Speaker 3:my son.
Speaker 2:I grew up in the hundreds still still GD to the world blow cause I ain't having none of it go ahead though that sound like gang raping, oh shit.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, hey listen, we do not condone we do not absolutely condone that at all.
Speaker 2:No, I just. We do not condone gangbang, no, raping, no, none of that Trains Report. Forget it, let's go, let's go this whole episode. We'll have to come back we don't condone that shit, though.
Speaker 1:That's what we said though.
Speaker 2:We absolutely don't though. I'll be at the side. We absolutely do not condone that shit, though that's what we said, though we absolutely don't, though I'll be honest and say we absolutely do not condone it. Yes is yes, no is no.
Speaker 1:Plain and simple.
Speaker 2:Exactly. But so they forced me to go up on the stage that night, and I have not stopped doing comedy since, and that's why I just celebrated six years.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's good as fuck.
Speaker 2:And it was September 5th six years ago that they made me get up there that night and I was just like no, I just came to spectate, like I didn't come to go up, I came to just watch. And he was where you needed to be. And they made me go up there, like, just go up there, we know you could be funny, Just go. And they like just go talk, just go up there and start Pretty much what Decker said Just go up there and start talking.
Speaker 1:Hey, so it made me think about. So is that how you really develop your style? Because, like, when I see you anytime I see you do comedy it's like Decker did say it's like you just go up there. It's like and I'm not trying to say it's in a bad way it's like you don't have bits bad way.
Speaker 2:It's like you don't have bit. It's like you go up there, you just do you. You know, if you listen, I do.
Speaker 1:I absolutely do. It's just the way I tell them it's your delivery.
Speaker 2:It's always all in a delivery. That's what it's all about. When in comedy, like we could tell the same joke, the three of us could tell the same joke, he might tell it hilarious. You might not tell it funny at all, and it might be. They might giggle at me a little bit. Right, you might be hilarious with the next joke. He might be funny as hell.
Speaker 1:They might look at me like right yeah, we're not feeling it, yeah so it's always in the delivery.
Speaker 2:you know I'm saying I've heard people in my traveling since I be traveling a little bit now. In my traveling I've heard people in other cities tell very similar jokes. Now I'm talking about I do comedy with some of the best in the game in Chicago. I've shared the stage. You know I'm still producing my own shows. I got a show coming up November 3rd with Big Keef, mr Fryhardt himself he headlining. I got this new comedian, a female named Pretty Skinny.
Speaker 1:Is she skinny though?
Speaker 2:Not really. She got a little body on she. Ain't she a uppercase P, but a small uppercase P, not a lowercase P. Nah, she a pretty little girl. People be thinking she my sister, okay. Okay, she got pretty eyes, though. And then, with her and Kyrie on it, we gotta take a break real quick.
Speaker 1:Shout out to all the motherfuckers out there. Shout out to Pretty Skinny. Shout out to all the motherfuckers out there no motherfuckers. Shout out to Pretty.
Speaker 2:Skinny Shout out to Pretty.
Speaker 1:Skinny y'all. Hey, yo it's just podcast.
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Speaker 1:All right, y'all, we are not back, it's just podcast. We're either shooting shit, starting some shit, or picking up shit left off and uh, when we left off that, we gave a shout out to pretty skinny um.
Speaker 2:But okay, so you were saying so, you want, so, you want so I went up um and they was like we're gonna give you, I don't know. He was like king david, he was the one running the mic. He was like I I'm going to give you about two to three minutes of the time you said something about GDs. You said something about King David. That was his name.
Speaker 1:You talk about starting some shit. We starting some shit tonight, man.
Speaker 2:Well, this is the Shits podcast. I guess we're going to make sure it live up to his name tonight. Baby, you invited the right one.
Speaker 1:I'm with the shit, so.
Speaker 2:I went up and I think I was like five minutes in and next day, you know, I just I had a ball. I got a standing ovation that night too. It was so crazy, like, and I was up there and it's so funny because, um, on my anniversary, the dude who owned the club at the time, my ex husband's friend he posted both of the pictures from the first night. I did comedy Recently. Yes, I was like, oh my God, how y'all got them pictures, like it was so cool. I was like, oh my God, and here I am stealing all Puma From head to toe, consistent, consistent, still rocking Puma, right Started in this age. So if you see anybody rocking Puma, heavy, you know where they got it, you know where they got it from no but and then that's just.
Speaker 2:You know, not the little one, not the little one, but I just been. I've been doing comedy ever since and I absolutely positively love it. Like if you told me six years ago I'd be doing comedy and be doing it with some of the people that I'm doing it with. Um, I've shared the stage with some of the people. I've shared the stage with him, comedian hamburger. I think that was yeah.
Speaker 2:I did a show in Jersey with him about three years ago for Father's Day and he remembered me. So when he came to Chicago he hit me up like come, come to Riddles and do some time with me. I'm like what, for real? Are you serious? Okay, I'm on my way and you know he don't curse, he don't, he don't curse. No, I thought he was on Def Comedy Jamie cursed that's his curse word.
Speaker 2:Okay, his name is his curse word. Okay, His name is his curse word. You know he also. He did the voice for that man on the Simpsons right, the old guy on the Simpsons with the hat.
Speaker 1:Oh, the big cowboy hat Yep, damn that should have been.
Speaker 2:And yeah, man, I did a show with him, so I've been blessed. In my six years I've been producing my own show, so I've been able to, you know.
Speaker 1:So when is the next show?
Speaker 2:November 3rd. That's the one I'm hosting with Big Keef, pretty Skinny and Carrie, and then I just put another show together that a guy asked me to do after he saw me at an open mic and he loved me, me so much, he asked me to put a show together that's going to be at Carlisle September 28th. I'm hosting it and it's just me, sheree Luckett and Jeff B.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I got a couple other shows. I'm going out of town with Sheree. I got a couple shows booked, so I got some stuff. That's what's up. I got some stuff coming up. I'm working on, working on my special for next year.
Speaker 1:so that's dope shit for my seventh year um, do you think? Well, I'm sorry, let me ask you this what do you think defines you? What do you think defines you? What gives you, what gives you your identity?
Speaker 2:you should have sent me this question, you should have prepared me. This should have been a question I should have been able to think about but that's why I ask it now, because this, this is all. I feel like a jeopardy. Clock should go. That could help me. Now you know what? Probably my personality and my energy, though like the same way you on stage. I'm just one thing about Marnie if you really know me is I'm always consistently me you are genuine.
Speaker 1:I'm always consistently me. You, you are you are genuine.
Speaker 2:I'm always consistently me and most people I appreciate that. And most people, some people ain't gonna like me. I feel like them. The people with bad spirits and bad energy. Some some yes, something wrong with you, not because I'm perfect, but if the majority of the people tell me it's my energy, yeah before anything. God bless you if they tell me it's my energy. Before anything yeah what else do I have to go off of?
Speaker 1:I mean, you know what I'm saying and that's what I feel.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's I mean cause I'm?
Speaker 1:I light up a room and not cause you light skinned and not just because I'm high yellow absolutely not.
Speaker 2:But I feel like I can bring a different energy to, I agree to a room, so I feel like that allows me to even here, just for to a room. So I feel like that allows me to even here, just for a prime example. I did that open mic two weeks ago at Manning's.
Speaker 3:Island Bar and.
Speaker 2:Grill Just popped up only female other than Shemeika Finley-Holston. I got up there and rocked the crowd right. The dude came up to me and after it was over and Remy asked him like you, like Marnie? You thought she was funny. He was like man, if I'm being honest. She made the room, she brought the energy like she made. It was an open light. He was like she made it. You know she made it feel good, right, like he was, like she was the funniest one yeah I was just like I was.
Speaker 2:It was quite a few of us there yeah you know what I'm saying, so to hear that. That's why what other people or comedians will be like I'm not funny. Everybody not gonna always be everybody brand of funny that's true. That's why they say comedy is subjective.
Speaker 2:It's gonna be some people that might not find me funny. It's gonna be some people that's gonna find me fucking hilarious. It's gonna be people that ain't gonna find other comics funny. Just like everybody don't find Kevin Hart funny, everybody don't find Dave Chappelle funny, so it needs million billionaires. You know these. They dudes rich. You think they care? No, not at all.
Speaker 1:They money speaking volumes for whether people, how funny they are or are not I think everybody find donald trump funny, especially when we start talking about them dogs okay there's a clown.
Speaker 2:You know the people over there they're eating. They're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs.
Speaker 1:They're eating the dogs. I watched that shit. I was like is this motherfucker?
Speaker 2:just saying that, man, how could these people want this man to run the country? He is like a toddler. He is like an overgrown toddler running around in a walker who they didn't let loose. He just finally learned how to walk in this walker and they just cut him loose.
Speaker 1:Now he can make decisions.
Speaker 2:Why would they want this man to make decisions for all of us? What is wrong with?
Speaker 1:them Right. Even the dogs is like.
Speaker 2:The black people that's pro-Trump that's a whole another story okay, all right anyway. So yes, I love comedy and I would die doing comedy. I hope I die on stage. If I do, I want to die doing comedy okay, I love it that much what?
Speaker 1:what do you? Okay, what do you? What do you think? Could you say comedy is subjective, right? What do you? What do you think? Because you said comedy is subjective, right? What do you think when you hear people say there are no attractive, funny female comedians who be saying that? I've heard people say that, though. I've heard. Well, matter of fact, we had, we had Stephanie Robinson on the show and she said that people, like she've heard people say that, like, people feel that way, like there are no hilarious, attractive female comedians, like. When you hear that, what is your thought?
Speaker 2:I should have said this question too. I know I mean okay, so I don't, I think I'm okay. I do too, but I get a lot of people that say otherwise okay. I've been told I'm hilarious. I've been told I'm hilarious. I've been told I'm cute. So that can't be quite true. They not talking about me.
Speaker 1:I'm cute and funny we could get back to this, that's interesting shout out to all the motherfuckers out there man, that are attractive and funny, and Marnie P Yo Scraffin checking in from Inglewood Motherfucker, you know I'm with the shits. Yeah, we are not back at the Shits Podcast, and I really think this might be the episode where we are truly starting some shit, uh-huh, straight up. So what a starting shit noise so the question was what do you feel when you hear the, when you hear people say there are no attractive, hilarious female comedians? That's the question.
Speaker 2:And then so, but we're speaking on a national level correct.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's talk on a national level. On a mainstream level, commercial level, put it like that. Who can I mean like as a woman, as a woman, a woman who would you?
Speaker 2:name. I mean monique is beautiful, I monique is beautiful, okay I didn't say she wasn't I? I think monique is beautiful um some more is beautiful.
Speaker 1:Definitely some more probably be the top one um.
Speaker 2:Adele is beautiful.
Speaker 1:Adele is beautiful. Okay, I didn't say yes or no.
Speaker 2:I just said okay, I'm trying to think of some more females. Who else I can't think of? No more females off the top right now, but it's funny, you said that because you wouldn't say Tiffany Haddish. She still doing comedy. I ain't seen her, but yeah, tiffany is a beautiful woman. Absolutely, okay, absolutely. I just forgot about her. What's the other one, melanie Camacho.
Speaker 1:Oh duh, Now I mean, but that's one that I would have probably asked if she's still doing comedy, because I haven't really seen anything.
Speaker 2:I've seen. Yeah, I've seen her. It's probably been a few months, but I mean, I don't have it. It was probably somebody else. I knew who. I saw they flyer. But um, it's funny, you said that because I've been judged by people like, oh, you do comedy, like looking at me, like I was on the show, and where was we at? We was like an hour some away and I was like, and and I was, we had to use this one bath on because the other one was down. Yeah, we all had to. So we was in this line waiting on them, on the people, to come out. So I'm standing in line and I had on this all black outfit of course it was a two piece, of course the pants was fitting or whatever. The dude walked up and he sized me up, looked me up and down and, okay, you. What did he say to me? I ain't never seen you out here before. You new out here, you new around here. I'm like no, I'm here, I'm who you came to see.
Speaker 2:He like what you mean. I said you came to see this comedy show, right? He like what you mean. I said you came to see this comedy show, right? He like yeah. I said and I pointed to the flyer like I'm who you Like. Look at this me, that's you. I'm like yeah. He like, oh damn, you a comedian. I never seen a comedian. I said yeah, why, I never seen a comedian? Look like you before.
Speaker 1:See that.
Speaker 2:I said what you mean. Look like me.
Speaker 1:Why do you think that is, though, like, why do you, why do you think people have that kind of perception?
Speaker 2:because I've been told by some of the male comedians that people don't equate cute to funny. Really hmm, yeah, why not, though I have the slightest idea because I mean, I guess that's something to dig into, but I don't know like to do like a blind study type thing to see why. Why would people think that cute people can't be funny like I would?
Speaker 1:think that's what make a attractive and see, that's the thing, though.
Speaker 2:That's that's where people don't realize that pretty privilege can be a a disadvantage to elaborate and people don't realize that, um, sometimes, being pretty, is it it? It works against you. Like, tell me how, like like, because sometimes, instead of people wanting to really get to know you, they just see they so uh they just that. That's what I'm looking for superficial, superficial very superficial, it's just they just see the outer appearance so it's just like, for instance, I'm.
Speaker 2:I don't like being called sexy all the time. If you tell me once don't, don't do it all day, don't do, don't keep saying it, saying it, saying it, saying it, saying it, saying it, saying it, saying it like it's, I'm sure other women feel this way. If you ask, I'm sure, because it's like you can overdo it with the compliment. You know what I'm saying. So it's like okay, I get it, but what else about me now? Okay, you didn't compliment me five times on how cute I am, I get you think. Okay, now you like my eyes? Right about my head.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying? Well, my personality.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:You want to. You want to feel like you see something else, something other than, yes, my sex appeal. You know what I'm saying? Because that's what like on the dating websites. I was on the dating websites for a minute and, baby, I don't care what the picture look like they oh, hey, sexy, I'm like okay. And then I respond hey, sexy, you said that already and I call me by my name. It's right there on the profile. Say something else, it was just it, just so.
Speaker 2:It's like I feel like sometimes I can get over sexual a lot okay, if that makes sense so it gets to a point where it's just like you just want people to see you for something other than your image.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's just like you just want people to see you for something other than your, your image, yeah, so it's like it.
Speaker 2:So again, that's why pretty privilege can work sometimes. It can definitely work for you, right, definitely has worked to my advantage, absolutely. But it has also worked. I'm higher, okay, I'm hired, okay, oh, thanks. Thank you so much. Oh shucks, I appreciate it. I don't know nothing. Don't worry about that degree, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. You said you went to school for two weeks. Oh, okay, that's cool, right, right. So it's just like pretty privilege has its advantages and its disadvantages.
Speaker 1:Okay, and people always feel like it's you know even though I don't think there are any ugly people that would say that.
Speaker 2:But go ahead though this is coming from a pretty person, though, like and I'm sitting here saying it like a lot of other people, you know I'm saying some people I've talked to women that have admitted it like how, yeah, because again you, you know, the first thing is you want, you know what I'm saying most men, just most men, just want to fuck.
Speaker 1:You know so she bowed that she's most men just want to fuck.
Speaker 2:So she said I can say it, but you know I said so. It's just like you just want to be. You know, you just want to make sure people see you for who you are and for there's layers to me it's more like for what you are instead of who you are.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, Because people don't see who you are. It's like I don't know, but no, you're right.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. There's layers to a lot of people so but, I mean. So I think for me, like in comedy, the men might book me before the women, though Really, come on now, see, gotta be girl power, woman power, I want to say woman power. I mean, I've been doing comedy six years. It's some people I've never been comedy six years, some people I've never been able to share the stage with that will book me. I don't know. Maybe they just don't think I'm funny.
Speaker 1:They wrong about that.
Speaker 2:That's the subjective part. That's the subjective part. Maybe I'm not funny enough, I don't know. But then I've also had some of the male comedians say sometimes it could be intimidation. I don't know how true that is, I don't know what it is, because it's harder for us as women, so why make it harder for me?
Speaker 1:why not?
Speaker 2:reach for each other. If we have opportunities that we can give each other, because the men definitely gonna reach for each other. If we have opportunities that we can give each other, because the men definitely gonna reach for each other.
Speaker 1:Pause. No, you said, the men gonna reach for each other. I said pause.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about as far as a comedy, like they will book each other in a heartbeat Ain't on. None of that, I'm not. You know what I'm saying. If that's the mentality, I don't really know what it is, but I just know that, like I mean for me, it's for me, though at the end of the day, I guess that's just what it really is, but it right.
Speaker 1:No, I get what you're saying pretty is good, pretty is bad sometimes it's subjective definitely subjective.
Speaker 1:I've always said, I've always believed that, uh, attractive people always have an advantage over shit. You know, I'm saying because you being attractive compared to not being attractive can be the difference between a h and r call for sexual harassment. You know, I'm saying like, saying Like real talk, yeah, hey yo, we got to take a break real quick. Hey yo shout out to all the motherfuckers out there man that's, you know, doing their thing and giving compliments to people, but you look like I'm not going to even go there.
Speaker 2:Hey, man, it's the Shits Podcast. Man, it's the Shits.
Speaker 1:This is comedian Marnie P checking in from the Shits Podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're in the back of the Shits Podcast. We are kicking it with the phenomenal and the hilarious Marnie P, and I wanna make sure y'all check this out. Check out this merch, though. This is Adia League apparel. Adia League apparel. This shirt is banging. I'm about to wear this, motherfucker. I'm going to wear it to work. I'm dead ass serious.
Speaker 2:I'm proud of what you do. Don't go getting it dirty. You got to do something that you can't get it dirty.
Speaker 1:I don't work hard.
Speaker 2:Well, all right then, I work hard enough, as long as't work hard, I mean Well, all right then I work hard enough.
Speaker 1:I work hard enough.
Speaker 2:I mean, as long as you work hard, don't get your shirt dirty, knock yourself out.
Speaker 1:That's all I'm asking. Let me ask you.
Speaker 2:Make sure you send a picture to me too, got you?
Speaker 1:Got you Okay. Have you ever seen a healthy relationship?
Speaker 2:Healthy as, in long-term, healthy.
Speaker 1:Oh, I mean like healthy period, a healthy relationship. You know, what's crazy about that Is that not only do a lot of us, especially black people, not only do a lot of us get stumped on that question, but we have to always ask for the clarification, the criteria. You know. I'm saying because, think about it, if somebody just say, if you did, or if somebody asks you, you ever seen, you ever seen a nice car? You'd be like yeah I just seen a motherfucking red uh kia.
Speaker 1:You know somebody was stealing that bitch, but you know what? I'm saying but when somebody asks you have you ever seen a healthy relationship? It's like like what do you mean? You know, I'm saying I mean?
Speaker 2:well, because not personally, within my family, if I'm being honest, because there is that was only one other person in my family that was still married and her husband passed away. So everybody else is damn Crazy. Well, you know what? My cousins my cousins she's a doctor and her husband worked at the steel mill. They've been together since before I was born.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And they're still together.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you've seen one.
Speaker 2:So I have seen one and I mean I guess I could say I have now on the outside looking in, I haven't seen the issues.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:But my neighbors across the street. Yeah, if I have to base it off of that, you base it off longevity. Yeah, I mean because you never really know what's going on inside of somebody's marriage anyway. But if you figure it's healthy enough for them to be together 30, my dad and his my bonus mom are still together. My sister is 30, did you say bonus mom yeah what is that?
Speaker 2:Cause I don't, I'm not gonna call her my step mom. They've been together over 30 years. I don't. She's my bonus mama. Okay, yeah, that's a new term. No, it's not really new, it's just the first time you heard it. It's not new. Like you don't hear people calling like, instead of saying, step kids, they might be like my bonus kids, I've kids, they might be like my bonus kids. I've never heard that. I've never heard, really never. Well, you welcome, I just learned you sign. Don't say I see and see, it was a reason I was I was.
Speaker 3:I learned you something. It might not have been important at the moment.
Speaker 2:But I like, yeah, people say that all the time like bonus dad, a bonus like when they don't want to use, like that step kid or step brother or they might just say sister or brother, but if they don't wanna use, like that step kid or step brother or they might just say sister or brother, but if they don't they'll say like bonus mom or bonus dad or bonus sister.
Speaker 2:Yeah, instead of saying step, okay, all right, cool, again, my daddy been with his wife. How old is my little sister? 35, 35? So they been together for a long time. You know what I'm saying. So it's like I mean and, and they've had their issues yeah absolutely, but they work through it they work through
Speaker 2:it so that's the healthy part. So that's why I'm saying like of course all marriages have relate, have I mean problems and issues they're going to have. You know you're going to fall in and out of love. Some marriages can survive those periods.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's all of what you do in between. To get back to, that person. Loving that person, being in love with that person, falling in love with that person again. So if you manage to be 35, 40, 50 years, that's a long time, or you just absolutely hate this person and you didn't spend your whole life with them. Now that's just ridiculous. So you got to love this person enough to work through the problems to be together that long. So that's the healthy part. So I mean, if we, being honest, we've all seen some type of healthy relationship, if it has the longevity regardless to.
Speaker 2:If you know all the fights, the cheating that they went on, they managed yeah that's a hey. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:That's dope as hell.
Speaker 2:Trust my perspective.
Speaker 1:That's dope as hell. Okay, okay. So we got this thing on the show, right.
Speaker 3:Uh-oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1:So it's called. It's called what If it's called? What If? So just reach in there and pull out one of those post-its what?
Speaker 2:if I don't wanna, I probably couldn't have read it anyway.
Speaker 1:I got my glasses on so here is, here's the what if. What if you spelled God as dog and dog were the higher power? What if?
Speaker 2:What if dogs were our holy savior?
Speaker 1:What if?
Speaker 2:Why did I have to put that I need a repeat? Edit this one out. Um, yeah, I don't know how to answer that very hypothetical. I don't know how to answer how I would be answering to a dog, because I would just the thought of it make me feel away really Really Having to answer to a dog. They can't even Can they talk. Can I get a? I need like.
Speaker 1:That's the thing. But they can't talk. None of that. But what have we looked at? But what have we looked at them? Or we looked at dogs as the higher power? What if?
Speaker 2:Well, dogs are kind, dogs are loving unconditionally. Sometimes dogs, dogs, some dogs can't tell when you sick.
Speaker 1:They know when you sick, they know when you sad.
Speaker 2:They might have some sort of connection to the higher power. I don't know about answering to them, though. They can be like his assistant or somebody like his little elves. Like you know what I'm saying, like Santa Claus had elves, they could be like little godlets or something, but godlets godlets, hey, we on the road we got bonus.
Speaker 1:Mom godlets, what the hell we been talking about King Day. We talked about the G.
Speaker 2:Hey, this has been an interesting episode. Fall Range, faa. Wait, did I say that's not FCC? Right, I'm calling the airline people up for him. I'm coming out another gang, you know.
Speaker 1:Hey, who them niggas? Have you ever forgot a joke, mirrisho? It just got totally stomped and it was like fuck, you forgot the whole bit.
Speaker 2:I have, but it might not have just necessarily been due to me forgetting. It might have been like some crowd work type stuff happened. But I have definitely forgotten a joke. I just kind of knowing my crazy butt, I might have said oh man, y'all, what was I just talking about? Like I mean, I asked the crowd like y'all, y'all just made me forget what I was talking about. Now, what did I just say? That's a good way to play it off. And then the crowd, somebody a holla.
Speaker 1:You was saying See, you got them engaged, so it fucking worked.
Speaker 2:Or I'll be like y'all, or I'll just flip it and just go into something else if I realize that I forgot, depending on what I was saying. If I don't actually remember, I'll just try to go to what I think might be the closest thing that'll make sense coming out my mouth next, that's that's.
Speaker 3:I'm not, I'm not fucking touching that. I'm not fucking touching that, I'm not fucking touching that one.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, I gotta take a break real quick. Hey yo, shout out to everybody who thought what the fuck I thought when she didn't just heard that shit. It's just podcast, man. It's the shit For all erotic needs and fantasy needs. Please contact Coldpleasures. That's C-O-L-Pleasures Dot com. Alright, fuck it. We are now back in the shit podcast, where we ain't shooting the shit, starting some shit or picking up what you left off. And we are here with the phenomenal and hilarious marnie p and uh, okay, so do you think? And it's my okay serious question.
Speaker 2:Okay, serious question All right.
Speaker 1:So you got somebody that you really really like, really digging them right. Like you, you're in love with him. You know what I'm saying. He give you everything. He provide everything to you that you feel you need, right? I've been together for a while and then you find out that he's a bucket boy. So like he be on like 87th or like Stone Island, playing like in the buckets you know what I'm saying like he just like he even throw the stick in the air like catch the shit, boom. You know what I'm saying. So that's his thing. Can you stay with him?
Speaker 2:so I'm giving him points because he can throw his sticks up in the air. Okay, I just wanted to make sure I got that part, um the thing is, is he a bucky boy?
Speaker 1:so he's like, can you stay with him because you, like we said, he already he's. He's a person that you feel like gives you what you need emotionally, may not be able to get what you need, you feel like gives you what you need emotionally, may not be able to get you what you need financially, but he gives you what you need emotionally, like you feel secure with him, you feel safe with him, but he's a bucket boy.
Speaker 2:Can you stay with him? It's a no for me. What I am, 48 years old, ain't no on God's green earth my grown self is dealing with. No dude. They get up every day, take some buckets and go sit out. He got a car. How he get to this corner to beat the buckets because I'm not driving him, so how he get in there? So he got a car. He need to use that same car and that gas in that time to go drive to a job. So again, it's a no for me, dog. I got three sons. Ain't no way in hell or heaven or in between.
Speaker 2:I'm going to date no man and my kids looking at me like I'm a whole half a star out here. So now what? Me and my man pulling up, we do a duet. I'm doing comedy, he beating buckets, he doing my intro every time I come out and he throw the stick in the air.
Speaker 2:Oh, I forgot. I forgot he got acrobatic sticks. He throw the stick in the air. Yeah, my son is enough for me. Yeah, but just emotionally I should be able to find somebody that could probably now I say this if he could go get a job what if he don't?
Speaker 2:want to. No, that ain't gonna work. Then it's no for me, dog, my butt ain't no butt. He could kiss my butt if he don't go, get no damn job. I'm not that you can't be emotionally handling me, but you out there beating on buckets after we finish washing you, taking our empty buckets, cleaning them out. Baby, I'm going, and I know that this man driving to the city going to sit on the corner man ain't no way. Hell, my son. I don't care how you phrase the question. Baby, you can have God himself come down here sitting in that chair.
Speaker 2:Ask me, and I'ma still tell God you're not going unless this man securing both of us a spot in heaven for sure, no matter what I do, it's a no for me. Dog, would you? Would you date a prostitute if you knew she was getting up and going out, and but that's a totally different thing though he ain't messing with nobody else. He's beating on the buckets, yeah you right, but that was all I had at the time. He ain't messing with nobody else. He was beating on the buckets.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you right, but that was all I had at the time, so that was all I had, but it's still a no for me. I said no.
Speaker 1:No, okay, I'm finna be flirty.
Speaker 2:Now he get robbed For his money and his buckets. He out there competing with the younger guys. Now they done. Stuck him up, man.
Speaker 1:Alright, your top Top five comedians, female or male, dead or alive, top five.
Speaker 2:Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, dion, dion, Dion, dion, dion, me, me and me and me. Let's see so, Moms Mabley.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Red Fox.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Um Richard Pryor.
Speaker 1:Hmm, so you weren't going to order.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, I was just asking.
Speaker 2:Because I know I mean. So I like Moms. Maybe because I like when comedy was it was necessary storytelling you couldn't see. It was on the radio, so you had to listen. So they forced you to imagine what they was talking about. You know what I'm saying. So it forced you to have to use your imagination, even though, like when you watch a comedy on stage, now they can be active and move. Kevin Hart, yeah, I do it. If I do my white people joke, I might fall on the floor six times like how do white women do in the scary movies? Oh yeah, so now you can actually see it. But back then you had to tell stories. You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm saying they were more storytellers back then, so that's why I appreciate it comedy from back in that era where it was more storytelling um, um kevin hart. No, I'm sorry, I'm lying. I'm sorry, not kevin kat williams. I don't really have too many females on my list at the moment.
Speaker 1:I know it's terrible, but I mean, it's the way you feel it is unapologetic oh, absolutely unapologetic.
Speaker 2:Who gonna fight me? Cause they not my favorite comedian?
Speaker 1:nigga can't be a buggy boy either, so he can probably go be with one of them ones that's not my favorite comedian.
Speaker 2:Nigga can't be a buggy boy either, so he can probably go be with one of them, ones that's not my favorite comedian, and they can figure it out together. Because nah we not finna do it.
Speaker 1:Right, okay, shit, I feel you, I feel you.
Speaker 2:Alright, so I can tell he didn't take his medicine today.
Speaker 1:I'm listening alright, so we got another portion of the show.
Speaker 2:It ain't bad every time he say that it's bad. No, it's not and it gets worse not at all, you know what they say if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready.
Speaker 1:I stay ready for anything, baby hey, that's what the buggy boys say.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna um just to his other boo, to his real boo, all right, we're going into it.
Speaker 1:This is hold on my bad.
Speaker 2:I should have been ready uh oh, I gotta stay ready, uh-uh.
Speaker 1:Who said Okay, all right, cool, we are going into what we call. This is the game portion of the show, and the game this week is called first of all, and the contestant this week, or participant this week, is the hilarious Marnie P and Don't Focus Bucket Boys, um. So the game is easy, very easy to do, and if y'all hear anybody do this game On any other podcast, stop shitting up their heads, cause it's only done on this podcast. It's real easy to do, alright, so now you got a minute To answer these, right, you answer how you feel. There's no correct. I mean, it's correct for you, whatever you feel. You know I'm saying. The thing is you want to try to get as many as possible.
Speaker 1:Okay, got it, you ready ready, freddie all right, quickest way to get fired show up intoxicated quickest way to get hired lay on your resume quickest way to get robbed be in the wrong neighborhood.
Speaker 2:Quickest way to get blocked send a dick pic. Damn why you shaking your head at me like that. Damn. Quickest way to get famous Suck some dick Quickest way to be misunderstood. Suck the wrong dick. Nah Okay, nah okay. The quickest way to be misunderstood is to tell the truth damn quickest way to get some head give me some hey, hey, why the hell? Every time I look over Deca like we gonna have to scratch this whole episode.
Speaker 3:The part that really fucked me up is.
Speaker 1:You said the quickest way to be misunderstood is to tell the truth. That's the shit that fucked me up like that. But that the quickest way to be misunderstood is to tell the truth. That's the shit that fucked me up like that. But that's the way you feel. I think that was about seven yo shout out to all the motherfuckers out there telling the truth and being misunderstood and sending dick pics.
Speaker 1:And man, this is just podcast, man we'll be back, wait, but we ain't talking about because you said anyway, we are now back at the Shiz Podcast starring some shit or picking up what she left off and we doing all that shit tonight. We are starring some shit and definitely picking up what she left off. So we were talking about dick pics and then she said her mouth was like a can of oil. I don't want to. I'm talking about slick Slick. I don't want to correlate the two. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2:But do as you please, sir. I just said what I said, but I have, I'm just saying Everything you just said. All right, anyway. Hey, it's your man, you're going to do what you want to do with it anyway. So, man, can you tell me what to do?
Speaker 1:So you being a female comedian, and I must say, a hilarious female comedian- Thank you. So I got to go there. So have you received random dick pics from dick pics.
Speaker 2:Baby, yeah, and listen, the audacity not just to send it, but to send it like, like you should have.
Speaker 1:Go ahead.
Speaker 2:You should have. You're a grower, not a shower, so you should have waited until it grow before you sent the picture, because how would you have sent something like that? Like you're gonna really embarrass yourself. Like it's you lucky I'm not dirty, because I was. I was mad, though, like you wasted. I mean it wasn't even. I mean I didn't ask for it, but you sent me this shit. You wasted my time, girl, look at this. I had to show somebody. Girl, do you? I'm talking about standing there like damn, damn, damn dog.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to think about it.
Speaker 1:I don't even want to think about it. I'm sorry you right.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry I shouldn't have did it, but I don't even want to think about it. I'm sorry. You're right. I'm sorry I shouldn't have did it, but I'm just saying you really sent that. You wasn't embarrassed. You didn't think twice before you took that and sent it on purpose.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with confidence.
Speaker 2:It wasn't me, no, it wasn't you. I mean with all confidence. And I'm just sitting here, like you know how you put the air in the balloon and then you just fucked up your whole day yeah, like I was sad and depressed when I was talking about my man. 12 definitely had me on the down day. First body asked for this, but then this is what you send right, so that I guess that's another thing that separates.
Speaker 1:I've gotten random.
Speaker 2:They do it. Oh, they just be more than comedians. Just dudes wake up in the morning like ah snap, I'm seeing. Now you want to see this In the morning wood Like ha ha Post this Right, like you, just good morning, beautiful Grand Rising Queen.
Speaker 2:You're like you couldn't send me a good morning meme. Like you couldn't send me one with the sun on it and a cup of coffee. Like like, ah, okay, I guess I should be grateful you thought of me, huh, well, it depends, it's subjective, it's a no for me, dog man, women really don't like unsolicited dick pics. I'm just gonna keep it 100 with you. Like y'all, cut that corny shit out. Like for real. We don't like it. We don't like it if we fucking with you already. That's one thing. But just you, just because you feeling us through Facebook and like us on pictures, don't mean I, and because you done loved a few posts and I done thanked you, don't mean that that's the open door to be like, oh, she from every angle.
Speaker 1:This motherfucker worried from behind.
Speaker 2:I'm telling her I like oh.
Speaker 1:Look at that Like look at that.
Speaker 2:Watch me Look my new hands.
Speaker 1:This nigga set up the tripod.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about who my mama Like and set the timer Because he had to get that pose. That's right, but yeah, I didn't got any ladies. I mean, man, I'm just saying we really don't like unsolicited dick pics. So cut the corny ish out, please, and thank you. It should be 2025, especially if you a grower, not a show. At least wait till you grow, rub it out.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all check it out this has been fast, especially if you a grower, not a show. At least wait till you grow, Rub it out. Hey, y'all check it out. This has been like super awesome, Marnie. Let them know what you got coming up.
Speaker 2:I'm on Pornhub. I love looking over there at Deca just like, oh my god, no, not again. Um, again, I got um. I got, uh, november 3rd. I got September 28th. I'll be at Carlisle's. That's 206, 20600 Torrance Avenue. Um Carlisle's tequila Bar. It's a dope little spot to go to. Anyway, that's November, that's September 28th, and November 3rd I'm going to be in Hammond. I don't know the address. It's a new place. That's something I produced and hosted. Actually, I produced and hosted both these shows. I got some other stuff coming up. I got dates in my calendar. Y'all Just follow me and I'll post everything. Can I follow you on tiktok, instagram, facebook, cash app zelle um, I love the way she threw it out there. I'm on facebook. Comedian marnie m-a-r-n-i-p. I'm on. That's the same on tiktok, facebook and instagram. Y'all follow me. I'm finna. Drop something tonight for sure.
Speaker 1:I gotta hit y'all with this. I don't know who need to hear this, but take that L as a lesson, not a loss. Look at it as something you probably needed to experience for you to get the message, because obviously you wasn't getting the message before. You know what I'm saying. So for some of y'all, y'all probably experienced some shit and y'all probably feel like it's a big loss. Look at that shit as a lesson. Unless you didn't get like 10 round dick pics, that's probably an L. God damn it. There's no lesson in that.
Speaker 1:Also, if the environment is uncomfortable that you are in and you can't change it, then get the fuck up out of it straight up. You know what I'm saying. Just leave. I'm also going to leave y'all with. Make sure y'all come through Saturday September 21st at Signature Sports Bar, 3215 Union Avenue in Steger, illinois. I believe I will be performing a set that night about two, three songs. You know what I'm'm saying. Back on my music shit also want to let y'all know make fans, not followers. Followers will get you clout, but fans will get you work. Also, trust the process. Nothing happens overnight. The only thing that happens overnight is dreaming and slobbing and eventually you get a dick pic at some point.
Speaker 1:Y'all can follow me on Instagram at the shits podcast. My son's to ride. That's s-t-a-r-a-w. Motherfuckers always butchering my last name it's to ride s-t-a-r-a-w say it one more time. There you go, s-t-a-r-a-w-r. I'm on Instagram, facebook, tiktok, what else?
Speaker 3:Pornhub.
Speaker 2:See, I know he was on Pornhub too. I thought that was your profile. I scrolled back. That was my dick pic. I saw the MS on him. What the fuck is wrong with you? He's looking at the grave. His initial.
Speaker 1:Okay, anyway y'all, hey, this has been a wonderful show. Shout out to my man, decker, durs Decker.
Speaker 2:Decker.
Speaker 1:Decker has so much to do with all this shit, not just on the podcasting side, on the video side, on the music side. Hey, man, and y'all be on the lookout. What is she doing? Hey, y'all, make sure y'all be on the lookout for my girl, marnie P. She is fucking hilarious. Naturally, genuinely, you know what I'm saying and y'all make sure y'all check out the merch.
Speaker 2:Adio.
Speaker 1:League. You just did that shit because you want to show your breasts off. That's what it was. That's what it was. Adio League. You know what I'm saying? Y'all make sure y'all. It was just. She gonna be mad with one of us in dick pics. Ain't gonna do it. Anyway. Y'all make sure y'all check out the shits podcast on Spotify, apple Podcast, anywhere you get your podcasts at, and we'll holler at y'all later. We up out here, peace.